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the black kids at my school sorta jump the new black kids in the school

thank god im not black for many reasons
 
getting high and playing bongos at 3 in the morning and waking everybody in the surrounding dorms up with shitty music and B.O./Petrulli...

ohh wait, that's just MOST of UVM.
 
senior green in the middle of the campus. if ur not a senior and you walk on it, seniors are allowed to beat them up.

other than that, shirt and tie everyday
 
when our shitty chorus sings the alma mater everyone stamps their feet really hard when the pause in each verse. i think it flows with the song but the teachers get so pissed
 
We eat the freshman on the first day of school. Our school just gets smaller and smaller every year.
 
hucking random objects (fireworks, smoke bombs, trash cans, chairs, people) off the school balcony into the lobby to cause as much mayhem as possible.
 
on seniors ast day of school, hs gets together, and seniors pick someone in advance to make a farewell speech, some are tearful, but mostly siblings ripping on their brother/sister
 
Well, going to the University of Tennessee pretty much means my school is the shit. The best ones, Tennessee Football, the Vol Walk, and beating the shit out of people who disrespect our school.

The moral of this story, don't disrespect my school bitches.
 
We have big foodfights alot. We had 4 in one week last year. One was during a fire drill in the winter, and one wing of the school was closed so those classes were put n in the caf. The kids closed the doors and had a huge one, garbage cans were sailing, it was great. By the fourth one, we had every teacher in the school monitoring the caf, and 3 police officers. 5 kids got suspended for bringing eggs, pudding, yogurt, etc. it was so sweet
 
probably a lot of other schools do this but water balloons for the last month of school and there are "teams" aka grades with different bandanas and you go and get the other colors, kinda gay but still fun/

also a lot of park our, in the old days football at lunch, in the really old days soccer at lunch against the english kids (we always won, and there were only like 5 of us who played it was fucking insane)(french immersion 5 kids vs entire english stream)

just so many many other things, carrot fights, go to nats pizzeria on broadway./.. safeway...
 
when the seniors graduate, they go stand in the roundabout, and usually yell stuff.

most of the weird kids go.

someone needs to come and make our school cool
 
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