Best yo-mamma joke

[jeb_b_vt]

go

 

[Aidan-G]

Who would joke about ones mother? That's a terrible thing to do

 

[borealridah]

.

 

[profa_212]

.

 

[thewhiteprophet]

fuck your combo

 

[DERS.]

i fucked your mother

 

[t.dough]

 

[jeb_b_vt]

Shut up

 

[borealridah]

.

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

 

[715.]

Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods. Yo mama is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day. Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail. Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound. Yo mama is so grouchy that the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. You suck... yo mama does too, but she charges. Yo mama is like bazooka bubble gum, 5 cents a blow

 

[Hypno_Cat]

YO MOMMA soooo old she lost her virginity to George Washington, i can't tell a lie, he POPPED HER CHERRY TREE!!!!!!

CLAIM BEST EVER, PM ME IF YOU WANNA GO

 

[midget.]

I fucked your father it was so gay of him

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

i combo'd your mother

 

[Spinoza]

Yo Mama was kickin her cat down the street and and when I asked what she was doing she said "Movin"

 

[Julian.F]

threadazaz

 

[Crispy.]

My favorite:

YO MAMA SO NASTY, WHEN I ASKED HER WHAT'S FOR LUNCH, SHE OPENED HER LEGS AND SAID CRABS.

Other ones:

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates can't afford her liposuction.

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell.

 

[Peter.]

lost

 

[iSmokeweed]

ahahahaahahhaahahaha

 

[Ski_Alot]

i don't think that i will take you up on that

 

[JAHpow]

Go mommas so dumb she thought cheerios were donut seeds