best / worst ski names ever

[OReJow]

Since we've done the best /worst graphics thing to death, how about the best /worst names... here's my nominees

1. Darkside

2. Public Enemy

3. Prophet

4. Karma

5. Seth Pistol and Seth Viscous (tie)

1. Mad-Trix

2. Butterlicious

3. 1260 and 1080 (tie)

4. Pow'Air

5. Chronic

i think 4frnt and armada can be exempt cause, well, they are just number/letter combos, but what do you guys think?

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[skibrdingbitch]

worst: fischer big stix

Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI

 

[4frntSkier]

i agree

$

 

[OReJow]

i forgot to label best and worst, so i'm posting again

BEST:

1. Darkside

2. Public Enemy

3. Prophet

4. Karma

5. Seth Pistol and Seth Viscous (tie)

WORST:

1. Mad-Trix

2. Butterlicious

3. 1260 and 1080 (tie)

4. Pow'Air

5. Chronic

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[rebuc2]

my fav is ninthward butterlicious, it just sounds so smooth and tasty.yum

 

[MrPantyDropper]

pocket rocket gets my votes or any of the salomons this year FOILD,THRUSTER,GUN

 

[northshoremaster]

Mad-Trix does the impossible, it both sucks and blows

 

[OReJow]

i said butterlicious and 1080 and 1260 as worst because naming a ski after a trick is just stupid. there should be a rule against it. if anybody named a snowboard the 'mctwist' or the 'indy' people would burn the factory down.

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[lanks]

all the new salomons' names are horrid to hear. and the fischer airstyles? please.

but the atomic pimp daddies and sugar daddies are awesome names, i must say.

-Joel

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Capital City Rider, DFP
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'I don't condone this.'

 

[chip123]

i always hated the Pow-airs. same with the Ghetto Blasters. But i think the Maiden'Aks sound sick and the Darksides too

 

[PeterTosh]

M.I.P is the coolest ski name for a kids ski

bitches
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[3rdgearpinned]

pow-air, mothership, prophet, 1080, 1260, assians, mad-trix, mojo and the list goes on..

There are way to many bad names..not to mention gay graphics...

 

[Sashac]

Butterlicious is, in my opinion, the worst name.

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kind of hot?

 

[3rdgearpinned]

I like butterlicous

 

[brogilvie]

Haha, did you mean to say assasins, because if a company named their skis 'The Asians' I'd buy them in a second.

do the chickens have large talons?

 

[OReJow]

Head Asians, coming to a ski-shop near you...

ok ok, not really, it'd be funny though.

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[3rdgearpinned]

i meant assasins..

What's head thinking?

 

[mdvorak]

BEST:

Scratch

Pocket Rocket

Tanner Hall Pro

Worst:

Did'nt Elan make a twin tip, If so it prob was gay

Mad trix

Airstyle

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[rynmartn]

best: Scratch, Maiden AK, fujatives

worst: mothership, airstyles, public enemy

yay skiing

 

[neonpink]

WORST:

ghetto blasters

sugar daddies

BEST:

cabrawler

scratch

seth pistols

gotamas

 

[aggro_sk8]

best:

made n' AK

public enemy

darkside

trouble maker (although the skis suck)

prophet

karma

dragon

worst:

madtrix

little big fat

airstyles

mojo

big stix

triplets

butterlicious

-joe
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[Ice-Is-Scary]

Worst:

Butterlicious (nigga please)

Lil' butters (wigga please)

mad-trix (horrible game)

1080,1260,720 exc (no)

Best:

We pay our debt sometimes.

 

[OReJow]

yeah, triplets is pretty bad. they shoulda come up with something better like 'trinity' or 'trilogy' or 'trifecta' or whatever.

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[MrPantyDropper]

markymark how the fuck is pocket rocket a good name?you must be gay cause thats the most flamer name you can get

 

[Aasert]

best: ak maiden

worst: mad_trix

But i really dont care about the name of the ski when I buy skis

 

[martockpublicenemy]

MSP just sounds really good

Oh excellent,time for a sexy party!-Stewie Griffin

4frnt skis

 

[BillyMFBadass]

best:

seth pistol

fujative

msp

worst:

scratch

anything salamon

mad trix

'i wanna breathe smoke'

you come home and say hashmire touch me down there, i like that.

you want me to do things to you like the sun and moon, idiot

 

[JoeTheRipper]

Whoever said chronic is a bad name isn't thinking straight. That is a dope name for a ski along with public enemy. The worst in Butterlicious, I can't even think of something bad to say about it, it's just......butterlicious...

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

Jcrew Represent!

 

[BillyMFBadass]

^judging by your icon i would say that your opinion isnt bias at all

'i wanna breathe smoke'

you come home and say hashmire touch me down there, i like that.

you want me to do things to you like the sun and moon, idiot

 

[SmoKinSkier]

Best Seth Vicious just kinda cool i thought

Worst Ghetto blaters and Big Stix not sure which i dont like more

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-kamikaze

 

[k8ie]

How about ALL of K2 Women's Skis... Phat Luv, Burnin Luv and all the rest of those garbage names.

 

[albatross.]

mantis 666 (new elan twintip)

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'i have like 2000 black enemies. theyre indestructible.' - Crystal-needs-a-park

 

[*rkp*]

haha ya^ thats a pretty haneous name

 

[4skizzle]

Although I own a pair I think mad trix is a pretty horrible name.

Success often walks side by side with sacrafice.

 

[ski_rossi05]

best: scratch

worst:1080

 

[ski_rossi05]

best: scratch

worst:1080

 

[hendrik.]

best

tweaks

sumo

made'n AKs

fujatives

chronic

worst

pocket rocket

x-scream

1080s etc

foil

snowblades

notice how all my worst are salomons....is there a pattern?

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[Marg]

best unknown skier name is JEFF SCHMUCK

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[Marg]

best unknown skier name is JEFF SCHMUCK

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Call The police he has no pants

High North Session 5 here I come

Johnny Moseley can do anything

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WOW

 

[DietCoke]

Although the other salomon names are all utterly terrible, the Foil is not a bad name.

Any ski named after a person is a bad name, i.e. Tanner Hall Pro, Skogen Sprang Pro, etc. This is taking into consideration the fact that i own Skogen's, even though the name is terrible the skis are fucking amazing.

Seth Pistol? bad name, but i cant help love the allusion to the Sex Pistols, an amazing band

You know what though, who really gives a shit? Some of the best skis have bad names. My skogens have a bad name, but are an amazing ski. Same with the other line pro models. Naming a ski using a random letter/number combination is retarted, but the companies that do so i.e. Armada, 4frnt, etc. are amazing companies with an amazing product.

Screw the name, and go ride the things for all their worth.

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[RoCkTwiNTiPs1919]

all the k2 twins hav good names

fujative

public enemy

Seth Pistol/vicious

missdemeanor

 

[johanblaze]

the best ski name of all time is the SETH VICIOUS

the worst is MAD TRIX