Best & Worst Run Names



blackcomb --

best: saudan couloir

worst: "the couloir"

same chute.

sylvain saudan wanted it changed.

lame.

also best:

Ladies First

DOA

Body Bag Bowl

CBC

worst:

SchoolMarm

whistler --

best:

The Hanging Roll

Saturday Chute

Sunday Chute

Friday the 13th

worst:

"weekend chutes"

lame name for the same.

and now it's all permanently closed.

ski @ pass peril

 
Bridger has a few good ones.

Mr. Cream Jeans

Wet Martha

Nun's Cunt

Sixth Grade Virgin

And I think that might be it. But they're all within about 100 yards of each other, so it's a pretty dirty area on the mountain. They're also among the most exposed/retarded lines off the ridge.
 
Sixth Grade is a ~3-400' straightline for most of the year. It's probably the gnarliest couloir I've ever seen at any ski resort. Or the backcountry, for that matter--save for mountaineering routes.
 
kirby (oshawa ski club)

best- challenger or bowl, becasue it actually is like a massive bowl.

worst- farmers fields, bunny beaulavard (sp), ladies downhill?
 
We have a freeride/downhill bike trail in basalt, Co. called folgers and one of the features has the name fornicator, another is bone up.
 
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WHAT? you forgot caper.............................and then the staff put a sticker up so the run is actually called

GAPER
 
first off im not going to ban you, and if your gay watev thats your steeze, but shitting up the ns forms with stupid gay comments is lame and for shit like that you'll get banned
 
I think there is no best run name at my mountain. The theme is like space shit so its all 'comet' 'rocket' 'galaxy' 'nova' 'eclipse'

lame :(
 
at my home mountain gun barrel is one we have at my mountain at my mountain all the trails are named after the civil war and that like minuteman, fanny hill, ram rod, exibition, powder horn ect

our best is ram rod

worst discovery area
 
mountwashington

best oh henry

worst stomping ground terrain park or anything in the outback (my mountain has an obssion about austrailia)
 
the entire mountain of MARY JANE is named after a prostitute who "worked" in the area when the area was a work town of people digging the moffat tunnel. the workers were paid in land claims, so "mary jane" was often paid in land claims. in this way she came to own much of the land that has now become the mary jane area of winter park. i always thought that was pretty cool, that they actually named it as such.
 
attitash has good ones like at the top of the life there's this way on the right and that way on the left

but then there's lame ones like morning star and thad's choice
 
Yea almost all of the run names are gay there, I think quantum leap is a pretty good one though. It is a tight fairly steep run with dense trees on either side, too bad it is open like once per season.
 
i havent been to Brek in a little while but they used to have a run there called Devils Crotch that's my good and bad...........well there are alot more of those out there too many to name just one.
 
^ i second that. they're racers but nonetheless the kandahar club pioneered competitive skiing / downhill skiing in general, in mürren, switzerland, back in 1911 or so. yeah the british!
 
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