Best / Worst Person on Earth

J.D.

J.D.

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Ok, who do you think is the best and worst person on the face of the planet? I realize that we can't know about every person, so just pick the worst/best one you know about. And while I'm sure some of you are going to want to immediately say George Bush is evil, please remember than Bin Laden, at least, is probably a worse person... and I'm sure there are others you can think of. Up to you though, that's just something to keep in mind. And this is a moral judgement... so it's pretty hard to say people are outright wrong, although I suppose you could argue with the choices.

Best person: The Dalai Lama

Worst Person: Ann Coulter

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Best : Nelson Mandela? I dunno...

Worst : Although I'm strongly inclined to say George W, I think I'll go with 'the corrupt american businessman' in general.

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
Best Person: Jesus

Worst Person: Hitler

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
Ok, limit it to LIVING PEOPLE...

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Ok then,

Worst Person: Michael Jackson (I dont know, I just dont like pedophiles)

Best Person: Me (I just love myself)

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
best : christopher reeve because he got fucked right over and still tries to make a big difference for people

worst: Paris and Nikki hilton because they embody everything i hate about standard 'i'm better than you' people

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rex thomas asked to blow his nose on my doo-rag once.
 
New worst: Slobodan Milosevic is, I think, the worst dude alive right now.

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
Best: Dali Llama

Worst: I'm gonna have to agree that it's the curropt business man who are ruining hundres of thousands of lives.

-Pat Melvin

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'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay
 
Hey Fireunderwater!

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

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Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

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I was thinking about posting that.

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-Pat Melvin

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'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay
 
Hey fireunderwater:

Maddox on Christopher Reeve

Best: Nelson Mandela

Worst: Fortune 500 CEO's

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You beat me to it. DAMMIT!

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.

You have been warned…

 
well find then, i change my vote to

Billy Teichrob, the boy on my street that lives with 70 year old parents that garden ALL the time, who skipped two grades because he's so damn smart, yet still manages to play soccer EVERY SINGLE DAY with his only friend who is equally as cool, and still has a tree house in his yard even though he's 16. he also gets my vote for the coolest person in the world

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Ah, we weren't saying it was a bad vote. It was just convenient that Maddox wrote about him.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
yeah, but after much self-questioning, i've come to realize that little billy teichrob could kick christopher reeves' ass any day, so my new vote remains.

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maddox is like the funniest guy alive. see his i robot in a nutshell article lmao

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Best: Manuel Noreiga

Worst: that fag with the salt n pepper beard in the Canadian Tire commercials thats always bragging to his fat fuck neighbour about his shitty Mastercraft tools and his ugly wife always chimes in too.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
^I hate that guy!

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
^That Canadian Tire guy needs to be shot multiple times in the head just to make sure he never tells me about his latest tool again. Then we make his wife a sex slave to the CEO of Canadian Tire and we hopefully never hear from either of them ever again. Especially when they cut back to a playoff game after the puck drops just because of their damn commercials.

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.

You have been warned…

 
ann coulter beats osama? or... ?

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When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
im gonna say something that i know im gonna get bashed for, but who cares, i personally dont think bin laden is the worst person, sure he was the mastermind behind terrorist attacks but he didnt actually do it, he got other people to do it, but anyways thats just me

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I think she does. Now, Osama is undeniably an awful person. He sees the Americans as a whole as evil and thereby justifies the death of innocents. But just the things Coulter says... I shudder to think what would happen if she were in a position of power. She's absolutely awful, and I can't believe she thinks the things she does. There are few people in the world who I would prefer to see dead. Osama is one. There are fewer still who would prompt me to dance around singing if they were dead. Ann Coulter is one of them.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
best and worst are way too broad, best in terms of what?

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'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.

All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
Morally good and evil... Mother Theresa vs. Hitler.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
worst: Kobe Bryant, he is a self-centered, egomaniac, ass, who has totally destroyed this young girl's life, which apparently wasn't that great to begin with, because his wife won't let him stick it up her ass and he wanted some chocolate lovin', plus he is a ball hog, travels a lot and is a prick.

This is one of my favorite quotes ever, when Jordan came back and the Wiz were playing the Lakers, Kobe, trying to get on Mike's good side because he knows he doesn't like him, was wearing Jordans and Mike said, 'You can wear em, but you'll never fill them.' classic.

 
Best. Albert Einstien. (He may have contributed to the Bomb but it would have happened anyway. He changed the world.

Worst. I cant actually think of anyone, more over i think one could not be chosen as i believe the truly evil people are the peeodophiles and rapists, And those who distribute there 'material' over the internet. There are in my opinion no people lower.

 
JD you dint have to write all that about Ann, all you should of said is she is a conservative, and you want her want her dead.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
Conservatives should be ashamed that people call her one, and denounce her immediately. She's pure evil. Hitler was nuts, but this woman is just... Satan incarnate.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
hahaha, little off topic, but what are your views on Rush Limbaugh and such?

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
Quotes from Coulter, to back this up:

''When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty. We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors.''

''COULTER: I take the biblical idea. God gave us the earth.

PETER FENN (Democratic strategist): Oh, OK.

COULTER: We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees.

FENN: This is a great idea.

COULTER: God says, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.''

And if you still need proof that she's pure evil:

'''My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.''

There are soooo many more, too.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
You cant just sit there and look at those quotes and start talking shit about her without hearing the whole conversation.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
Not necessarily the worst, but stupid white kids who live in rich suburbs who dress like gangsters and say nigger all the time. I mean come on, its just terrible.

Best... hmmm.. cant think of one right now ill get one later

jibba jabba
 
Another Worst: Ashlee simpson. She never considers and is thankful of how well of she is, and how she sells 1,000,000 records, yet has a shitty voice. All she does is complain on her tv show. Why cant that bitch just be thankful for once?

jibba jabba
 
To a disabled Vietnam vet: 'People like you caused us to lose that war.'

On Princess Diana's death: 'Her children knew she's sleeping with all these men. That just seems to me, it's the definition of 'not a good mother.'

STILL not convinced? Then I'm not sure you're intelligent enough to read, but if by some miracle you are, read this.

Coulter Wisdom

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Best: my mommy

Worst: Atlantaski, just kidding, probably Bin Laden

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:

'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
 
best: me

worst: sadamn

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'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

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First of all

To a disabled Vietnam vet: 'People like you caused us to lose that war.'------ People like who? How do you know they werent talking about a person who killed 10 kids and laughed? You never know, dont just put that quote without the whole speech up there.

No one is perfect J.D., I'm not going to sit here and agree with everything she says, just because she contradicts your points of view shouldnt make you want to rejoice her death, its just like right wingers celebrating everysingle time one of you leftys got fucked in the ass and ran over by a train, because we dont agree with your point of views.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
I don't agree with Hitler's point of view either, or Bin Laden's! I'm glad the former is dead, and I'd like to see the end of the latter, too! Her views are pure evil. This is why I call her evil. I'm glad they're different from mine, because if they weren't, I would be evil. Understand where I'm coming from with this?

'If those kids had been carrying guns they would have gunned down this one child gunman. ... Don't pray. Learn to use guns.'---Politically Incorrect, 12/18/97

'The presumption of innocence only means you don't go right to jail.'---Hannity & Colmes 8/24/01

'I have to say I'm all for public flogging. One type of criminal that a public humiliation might work particularly well with are the juvenile delinquents, a lot of whom consider it a badge of honor to be sent to juvenile detention. And it might not be such a cool thing in the 'hood to be flogged publicly.'---MSNBC 3/22/97

'My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.'---MSNBC 2/8/97

HOW THE HELL DO YOU TAKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT?!? SHE IS SUPPORTING FACISM! She says kids should go around carrying guns! I've studied ethics for 2 years thus far, and no moral theory I have ever seen has considered her anything BUT evil, with the possible exception of Nietzsche, who is a crackpot. Limbaugh is a moron, and a horrible person (Who laughs at people being tortured and calls it a fun activity? Seriously, who DOES that?) but Annhole is the blackest, most awful excuse for a human being I've ever had the great displeasure of being exposed to.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
dude she was on court tv and yeah she was the definition of a bitch. shes the most biased person i have ever witnessed in my life.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
Whoever said Kobe has no clue.

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.

You have been warned…

 
'worst: Kobe Bryant, he is a self-centered, egomaniac, ass, who has totally destroyed this young girl's life, which apparently wasn't that great to begin with, because his wife won't let him stick it up her ass and he wanted some chocolate lovin', plus he is a ball hog, travels a lot and is a prick.'

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How do you know he is self centered? You hang around his house window all day or something?

Egomaniac? He fucking better be egomaniac cause thats one of the ways to survive in NBA is to have a bigger ego then the other, oh wait skills help too dumbass. 'Destroyed this young girl's life' first of all he dint destroy it, she destroyed, should of kept her legs and her mouth closed that stupid fucking slut, and now she is bitching and moaning how kobe ruined her life, like I said, should of kept her legs and her mouth closed. 'Ball Hog' Fucking eh, imagine if you could score on anyone whenever the fuck you felt like and knowing that your one of the best ever, I'd ball hog, Jordan was a ball hog but he learned later in his career how to get people involved, give Kobe sometime. 'Travels a lot' hahaha, thats the gayest thing I ever heard, nothing needs to be said about that. Oh yeah and a prick.

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-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
It really is all the girls fault in teh kobe case. She sleeps around with people, and she didnt tell kobe she wasnt 18. Now she is bitching and complaining because of something she chose to do. What a stupid bitch. Some people in this world abuse laws and free speech soo much. But then again it is free

jibba jabba
 
I'll admit that Kobe is cocky, but as far as Kobes trial is going, they are finding out that this girl had sex after she had sex with Kobe with someone else, and after she talked to the cops, which is where the injuries came from. So, Kobe just got fucked over, although I dont know why he would want to cheat on his girl, shes smokin!

Best: Our forefathers who made this country what it is today and those who have fought and lost their lives for our freedom. Abe Lincoln for abolishing slavery, Ben Franklin for being a genious,

Worst: Anybody who has every assasinated someone who was loved by all. Bin Laden, Hitler,

I cant think of anyone alive now that I really hate , other than Bin Laden, fuck that fag. He is just pissed because he is stuck in his gay ass country while we are livin it up skiing and shit!

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Has anyone ski Bear Paw Ski Bowl? Fun place to ski lots of rocks and icy kickers
 
Good question, I've been thinking for around 30 minutes and I cannot think of a answer that it justice.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
Best: mohatmas Ghandi

Worst: Elvis

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2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

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14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
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