Best/Worst party ever

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This past weekend i had a huge party at my house because my rents were on vacation. 80+ people showed up. it was so out of control, but said to be the best party in my school in a while. My pool table got spilled on and my walls which we just paid ot get painted got scratched a little bit. We filled up the back of my buddies truck with just empty bottles and cans. I cleaned up pretty good but my mom found one corona cap in the couch and tweaked. I was supposed to go to madison for hockey state where the my whole school goes to get hotel rooms and drink all weekend. I'm grounded now and i'm the only senior at school. I guess it was worth it but this weekend is going to suck.

fuck a book
 
that sucks man. but if there is nothing else gonna be that fun, just go anyways. tell your parents its very important to you and if they say no, that you'll go anyways. ask to be grounded the next weekend or something.

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that sucks man. but if there is nothing else gonna be that fun, just go anyways. tell your parents its very important to you and if they say no, that you'll go anyways. ask to be grounded the next weekend or something.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
not everyone's parents are as lenient as yours are derek

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not everyone's parents are as lenient as yours are derek

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
just smack your mom with a whiskey bottle and tell her to do your laundry.

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then if you tried it, follow through with your promise.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
shit dude, your a senior and your parents are that strict about drinking???? my parents dont give a flying fuck, we drink together, and im a junior.

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^damn your lives must suck balls..im a freshman and my rents dont give a shit if i drink/party. but i prefer not to. dont ask

PeNNy
 
ya, my parents would kill me if i had a huge party while they were out of town. never been caught coming home drunk though, which is a good thing because they'd have a big problem with it, but then again i'm underage.

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I threw a big ass party like that once too. But me and my friends made a big ass list of precautions that needed to be taken. But what I learned from that experience is that its never really fun to throw a huge party at your own crib. Because despite what people say about how well they will behave, all that changes when a lil alcohol gets added into the equation. Plus in my area its kinda sketchy with the cops too and that would have been the end of me if my party got busted. Its not really worth it, especially if you get caught by your parents too.

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I guess u guys live in the USA...in Europe everything is sooooo different.I sometimes have parties at home with my parents in it,and it's alright.But clubbing is also good,u don't have to worry about anything..just drinking and gettin stoned.

BMW

Beer,Mushrooms,and Weed
 
Hahaha my dad doesn't give aflying fuck what I do as long as it doesn't involve him in any way, shape or form. So no parties at home, basically.

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always blame it on your friends, or friends of friends is better, 'mom, i don't know where that came from. a few kids came over and hung out for a while it could have fallen out of any of their pockets...' gotta be quick kid.

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hahah i threw that kind of party couple of weeks ago, it was wicked i counted about 120peeps in there(well i was drunk, but from the pics i could count about 100+ persons) and the meanest thing was that NOTHING got stolen on broken.. and i found only one vomit inside of the house, so people were clean.. fuck it was cool and i had some precautions, like i have about 300m private road, and we barricaded it after all the cool guys were in, and the first asshole had turned up.. anyways i got over 60€ from the empty bottles with my mum helping to carry them to the shop!! haha my mums cool

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if u dont want a housewrecker call it a shindig. shindigs rule.

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yesterday i was on shrooms and played the harmonica in the woods and it was fucking crazy.

Best night ever.

BMW

Beer,Mushrooms,and Weed
 
sorry for my ignorance,but what's a boomer?Is it some kind of gay adjective?

BMW

Beer,Mushrooms,and Weed
 
im 16 and i went to blue on wednesday with a bunch of 20 y olds and another 16 yold heavy drinker and a 30 y old who was in jail for giving alcohol to minors when one kid had to go to the hospital... anyway my parents didnt give a shit when i came home drunk with a bottle in my hand but when they found out i wasnt wearing a helmet skiing they fucking freeked out it waz weird

 
one night i came home soaked in water and drunk, and my parents caught me, and its been all set with them ever since then. sometimes you think your parents would kill you if they caught you, but alot of times they say its ok, and then you dont have to hide it anymore, so just get caught on pupose...

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oh, i thought this was going to be about good and bad parties.

when it comes down to it, your party wasnt the worst ever, it was the results of getting caught by your parents that were shitty.

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ya now everythings chill with my rents and they just said that they're taking me to cancun with a friend, so i guess i'm totally off the hook

fuck a book
 
yea my parents used to be cool with drinking but now im on probation and shit so not for the next 4 months still. They would just ignore that I was wasted and when they would find a bottle laying in my car it would usually bem ostly gone nad they just took it away. I never have had trouble getting absurdley sick and its so late by the time I get home I ususally just pass out so I never really cause any trouble around my house wasted.

It sucks though got pulled over driving home one time and now I have probation and no liscense and my parents will be gay asses about everything now cause it will all be repeat shit so it will be way worse.

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