Best/worst comment yelled at you from chair

haha i remember back in my gaper days i yelled up to some kid on the lift: "HEY BUDDY U DROPPED YOUR TESTICLE!11" later that day pushed me on the ground and kicked snow on me...=( it was worth it...
 
lol i yell YOU SUCK at people , but only people i know that dont suck lol and i know they will just do something sick, like one time i did it and mikey did a ten of the biggest booter in the park lol :P
 
You can yell at someone and say

me-mike Jones

gaper- who

me -mike Jones

gaper just looks all confused.
 
i was messing around doing some tip spin ballerina moves and when i went to spin after dragging my tip, i don't even know, i just caught something and bit it suuuper hard. i was right under the triple by north slope at stowe and shook myself off and my ski was like 15ft up the hill from me. a snowboarder looked down at me and goes, "....seriously?"
 
I get this all the time.. we have the same skis bro. I just say I'm a mega badass, and sawed the tops of my skis off to make a hunting knife... yeah... shuts up gapers... especially if you say it really creepy, too.
 
While me and various homies are hitting righteous sidebooters on a groomer.

"Holy fuck are you guys them fuckin' stunt skiers?!" - Awesome redneck gaper.
 
I was hitting a down-flat down rail and when i got to the second kink my skis split apart and i rode down the rest of the down on the insides of my knees/ balls.
there was a dad and his son on the lift above and the dad yells out, " hey are you a woman?' I reply, "no"Dad says, " well you are know
 
"Hey you dropped your ticket!"

haha then they trun around thinking they actually did, you get a good laugh!

Nothing to do with yelling but what about the old airhorn trick!
 
I was standing on top of this gnarly couloir (gully or whatever you call it) that had a roller entry so you couldnt see whats coming and then a steep part around vertical with rocks on each side and about a body-width in between and then a nice slushy exit to a flat run-out, so i was standing there thinking about wether or not to go and then these people from in the lift start shouting "Tu vas mourir, Tu vas mourir!" (Youre gonna die, your gonna die! ) i looked up to them for a second and tought "fuck it..." and i straightlined it out, it felt good :D

i even got applauded by the lifty who saws everything and said he hadnt ever seen anyone do that :D
 
It pumps me up when people say i suck or something. I just throw as huge as possible to shut them up. I wish people would harass me all day, in a weird motivational sort of way.
 
I was dressed up like a gaper, in my one piece and I was going into the box switch... the person over my head sais "hey granny whats up" so I go switch 270 in 270 out and stare at him while riding away and scream can your granny do that!
 
I was doing some small jump line, getting some decent air, not really throwing any tricks, and some old gaper lady started clapping when i aired one of the jumps.

Also i'm sure when i ski backwards or lay down some pro looking turns, people stare or say something, but i can never hear them cause i'm going too fast or listening to music.
 
"Are you a pro skier"

hahaha.

No one with talent skis around these parts, so anything floors the gapers at my hill. But, most of the time I have music blaring and don't give a rats ass about them.
 
Some little kid came up to me at the top of the park and asked if i was the one who did the sw.up on the mellow d-f-d, and said it was awesome.. this was coming from a kid who i remember seeing tearing up the park all day.

that and the typical "you suck" or some form of "faggot"
 
My friend did something like that except he yelled at some gay kids behind us being dicks and singing stupid stuff and making fun of ppl who fell. So my bud yelled at them to stop and if they didnt he'd be waiting at the end of the lift. They kept going, so he waited. They tried to ski away but he literally CHECKED one of them off there feet and the other one just bombed away.
 
I did a broken on a rainbow box at my hill today and the kids in the park thought it was the bee's knees. My friend who doesn't ski park was taking pictures and he said " I don't have any idea how you landed that, your ski went the wrong way."
 
hahahahahahahaha oh wow. i like to yell when people case "the landings like five feet that way bro" or if people are about to hit the jump start yelling not to hit it cuz someone fell on the landing. good shit
 
Well one time at Sunday river some kid was hating on me from the chairlift. I forget what the kid yelled but he was saying gay things with his snowboarder friends, so then I took off my glove did a flat 3 and flipped the kid off all in the same motion! It was awesome.
 
and that sums up newschoolers in 1 post.

stupid claims, use of the word gay, insulting snowboarding. it was missing afterbang, ignant, and hellbents though.....
 
it wasn't from a chair but we were on the chair. me and my buddy were riding the lift and he had his camera backpack and some gaper with rentals and jeans on was sitting on the hill and yelled up to us. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED A BACKPACK FOR!"
 
I call bullshit. Theres just no way this happened, everyone knows hot chicks don't do that.

6543081:brenker said:
some wicked hot chick on the lift yelled "do me" and then showed me her tits, one of which was pierced. it was then that i realized i should land my double backflip, and proceeded to do so. Shortly afterwards, i met up with the hot chick and sealed the deal.
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