Best/worst comment yelled at you from chair

one day we were goofing off on this run under the lift that sucks ass, but we were bored. some dude in a full face yells "nice fucking line choice you morons". my buddy screams back, SICK MOTOCROSS HELMET DUMBASS!!!! he shut up and turned around
 
I ride bibby's on the east coast almost every day and i get "wheres your boat?" "nice water skis" "forget the tow rope?" and shit like that all the time
 
i got this one from my buddy from back home but i pull it out once in a while cuz it is pretty funny.

sitting on the lift and a girl skis under you.

"MAN WHORE"

gets a pretty confused reaction.
 
Im in jackson hole right now and yesterday someone on the lift asked me where my poles, I didnt have any good comebacks though, I just dont care to use them anymore, I enjoy a good ooo damn when someone stomps somthing big.
 
i grab a mute under the lift, and an instructor says, "skiing would be easier for you if you keep your skiis straight."

on an crap day i was skiing switch for practice most the day, i hear a little kid, "Mom Mom, look, its the cool skier that goes down the hill backwards !!" they saw me again during lunch, made my day.

i hear ,"DO A SPREAD EAGLE" all the time too

 
i always yell kati ( or some girls name) and ask if they can wait up for me so i can get there #s ... usally fails or i get to the girl and she looks like an idiot so i keep goin
 
I was skiing at killington and some dick in a solomon g-suit called me out after i did a 180 off a little side jump on a trail. I then saw him on the park and he couldnt even do a safety grab, i just skied past him switch and did a switch 5 off the next kicker. shut his ass up real fast.

and then there is the occasional snowboarder who thinks hes the shit and calls me gay because i ski.
 
that shit pisses me off so badd. fuckin dumbass newbs.

anyway the first time i tried to hit an S box i kept falling after the first turn and these same kids on the lift kept going by as i hit it. They kept saying "AWWW" every time i fell and when i finally got it i went switch out wicked smooth and they're jjust like "YESSS FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I didn't know how i should react to that? haha
 
last weekend me and two of my friends are standing at the top waiting to drop a jump and some gaper kid comes up next to us and says

Kid: you guys look so cool you look dope

Us: we just look at him

Kid: dont worry dope is a good thing
 
About to hit a clff drop and i hear " Yo bro theres a cliff stop!" the i hit it and look back up at him and he yells " Atta Boy". Also kids at my mountain yell at me " omg are you sponsored!?"whenever i got to hit something because they say i try to hard...dicks.
 
so Vinz Kellar, he's 14, and the funniest swiss-ginger you've ever met.

me and him and a posse hiking some box under the lift.

racer children(8yr old?): Do a Backflip!

Vinz:I'll throw a backflip right on your mom's cock!

my sides=split
 
Haha... earlier in the season at Stratton they guy infront of me on the chairlift yelled at some kid who fell..."Hey! You dropped your pocket!" lol i've never seen anyone look so confused.

And some guy yelled to my friends dad "Woah put a hat on!" haha... he's bald.
 
riding up the park lift at keystone, my friend and i saw a tiny kid hit a wallride (it was fairly big) and ride away and my friend yells "YEAAAH LIL NIGGAAA". then i turn to look ahead and see a black guy sitting on the chair in front of us. needless to say we took a long lap after that one
 
haha this one time we were about to drop about a 15 foot cliff but it had a lip that we built on it so we could lincoln or flat spin it. right as we were about to drop some dude yells "that things fuckin huge, there's no way i'd go near it" so naturally i yelled back "thats what she said" normally im not a big thats what she said man, but it was worth it, and i could hear the guy laughing from the chair.
 
this instructor at sugarloaf: "HEY YOU STOP SKIING BACKWARDS YOUR ENTERING A ZONE"

me: "what"

the funny thing is it was a black diamond
 
scrub: "tight pants are gay"

me: "what the fucks ur deal"

scrub: "i dont know"

me: "how old r u?"

scrub: "28"

me: "bye now"
 
Heres a couple

A gaper yells" hhhheyy look at that double tipper rip, YYaaaaaaHHHoooooo!"

"show me your titys "

"BACKFLIP" after I do a front flip.
 
Haha im in the middle of my living room and i just lol'd really loud and my mom's like what are you laughing at????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
i was skiing a line under the chair. and did a little 3 and kep skiing. and this like 11 year old fat gaper yelled 'keep practising one day you'll get good it ruined my day for sure
 
so i was taking photos on a jump at my hill its small so there is like a spot beside the jump to go over and hit the second set

anyways im standing there and some snowboarder tells me to f**king move or else hes gonna hit me

so he rides right by me and i say

" see you can easily get by"

well a little later were on the second set taking photos and he comes up to me and goes

"hey man do you mind taking some photos of me"

few runs later

"did you get any"

yeah i think"

"put them up on the facebook group"

and i didnt put them up becuase he was a ass to begin with

and then later in the year i kinda ass slided a rail and some kid mad a remark from the chair i told him to shut up and he said he was gonna kick my f**king ass

goes right by me and does nothing

yeah for snowboarders........
 
the lift stopped for probably 20 minutes and I was trying a switch 270 on switch up 270 off the entire time and I was eating shit pretty bad then i hear as the lift starts to move "Try a different sport dumb ass" from some gapers. I started to try something else....
 
Wasn't quite on the mountainbut I was at breck a few weeks ago and this lady was talking to her friend behind usLady: have you guys heard about steezy?Friend: no what is it?Lady: it's apparently an adjective used to describe really good skiers. i'll point one out to you guys sometime today.My brother and I almost died at how pathetic she sounded when speaking
 
end of the year celebration at kirkwood last year and were keepin it old-school theres a buncha kids waiting at the top of this little jump on the side of the run, double twister off it and this guy wearin a dayglow onepiece was like "fuck yeah brother!"
 
Yea i get called "terroirst" or "bomber bob" almost every run on the chiar lift. Than sometimes i explode over barrel bonks, fun stuff.
 
wasn't yelled to me, but it was to my friend Boyer who i was skiing with. they yelled "you look like you suck, but you are really good!"

we were all gaped up for the day after a trip to salvation army...
 
some wicked hot chick on the lift yelled "do me" and then showed me her tits, one of which was pierced. it was then that i realized i should land my double backflip, and proceeded to do so. Shortly afterwards, i met up with the hot chick and sealed the deal.
 
my friend yelled "madame as-tu du pot!" (miss do you hav any weed!) to some 35ish year old lady and she responded "je m'excuse j'en ai pu..." (sorry i have none left) ahah baller

another time i was on a lift with my buddy and these two wierd french chicks and they yelled "FATHERFUCKER!!" at some random guy i was like wtf is goin on
 
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