Best/worst comment yelled at you from chair

sneaky_pete

sneaky_pete

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i know this happens all the time. when someone from the chair gets stoked about your skiing, and yells something positive. or when you eat it, and get made fun while struggling to retrieve your belongings scattered about the hill.

the other day i gapped the flat part of a 40ft kink, and heard somebody yell "you sick bastered" while i was riding away from the rail switch to the jump down the hill. i felt like a sick bastered.

lets hear some of yours
 
well a few weeks ago i did a switch one off a little drop jump at my mountain and this old gaper dude yelled out WOW THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE haha i am one of 5 skiers that go to my mountain regularly so nobody knows about skiing
 
i was about to drop a cliff near the chair and some lady said " o dear that boys going to kill himself"... i felt mega gnar
 
haha the best is when someone eats shit you say

"you lost something"

then the gaper looks around for a while

"no its further up"

they hike up a little"what did i lose?"

"your balance!"

hahahahahaha i love it
 
when I was like 12 I yelled YARD SALE to some guy and he was like, wait till you get off the lift I am going to rip your fucking prepubescent balls off, and I sat at the top for an hour
 
You rock dude! -some little kid after I did a mute off a tiny hip under the lift at my mountain last year. Also last year, tried to do a 3, went huge and landed sort of sideways, eating shit, someone on the lift yells "YEAH YOU ALMOST GOT IT!!!"
 
I was coming out of a glade one time and i did a 180 out off a little bump and i was skiing switch down to the lift then this old guy starts getting closer and closer to me and puts me right up against a fence. So i decide I should either stop or revert so i start to spin around and hes right next to me, while there's 500 ft of room anywhere else, he hits me when I switch around, I fall, he keeps going, a bunch of people start saying how that was very rude of me, "how could I hit and ild guy like that", and "thats why I hate those twin tippers" was all I heard for the next hour. it was b.s
 
One time i was sittin at the top of th park waitin for somebody and some boarder from the chair yells "SKIER, HEY SKIER DO THE RAIL"

So i respond "DO I KNOW YOU"

Him "I DONT THINK SO"

me "THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP'

 
a girl yellled at me, want some gum? the main ingredients is me! but that was when i was like 7 and thought girls were icky
 
ive gotten "HEY GET SOME CLOTHES THAT FIT!" which were responded too me describing how brutally i was going to ram my pole up their ass

and ive gotten props on losing my balance on this trap box and sliding the whole thing on my side and recovering at the end.
 
Kid: " Can you do a backflip?"

Me: "Yeah"

Kid: " O my god your really good, do you free skis and stuff?"

Me: "No"

Kid: " O then you suck, BYE!!"

Kid was 11 or 12.
 
someone from the lift yelled to me "holy shit, was that jesus shredding? he was just so god damn steezzzyyyy"
 
While I was skiing i heard "If you're from massachusetts you suck!"my dumbass friend responded with "You're just jealous cause you're not rich!"

Whenever a gaper falls i ski up next to them and say "hey man, oh my goodness are you ok?!?!? That looks like it really hurt! Should i call ski patrol???"
something along those lines
 
I always like dropping an "oh shiit!" after someone stomps something dope. I also yell at my friends and say they suck.
 
Sometimes when I do this gnarly double stager thats under the lift i hear "holy shit" or "sick". I can't think of any funny ones but there definately have been some.
 
one time a snowboarder was tallking shit to us and everbody was pissed off

so i go hit the jump and wait for my homies at the bottom

next thing i know the snowboarder goes off the jump and upon landing his pants fall down and he was wearing assless chaps. not a joke hahahahah that shut him up forever

 
Whenever I see anyone with tele bindings I yell

"Hey! your bindings are broken!"

Some people get it and others are just like... "What?"
 
well, people don't really yell too much at me from the chair... my hill has a large group of friends out of a small group of skiers... so normally they're either cheering me on, or I'll stop and make plans with them...

...as for myself, I yell "DO A BACKFLIP!" to anyone and everyone as they go under or near the chair.
 
We got this one on video, one of my friends sacks himself on a rail right under the chair and we hear this Australian guy yell "NO KIDS FO YOU!" . It was hilarious.
 
last spring on the glaicier i stuck my first kangaroo flip and everyone on the lift and around the kicker (30 peoples or more) was yelling and gratulates me! i was soooo stocked ;D
 
i like to yell WWWWHHAT!?!?!

or MIKE JONES!

i also always congratulate little kids who was trying to slide boxes. i wish i could have been doing that when i was their age...
 
I was in Telluride this past december and there was this really little backflip kicker right on the side of the run, so I hucked a backie on my way down to the park and, as I land, I hear from the lift: "OOOOO, YOU ARE THE MAN! FUCKING G! YOU GET SO MUCH PUSSY! YOU'RE GONNA BE EATING PUSSY FOR DINNER AND DESSERT TONIGHT! FUCK YA!"
...and that's what gapers think about backflips
 
at sunday river the lift goes straight over the park and i hear alot of people say shit but i don't really ever know what they're saying..i think they like it tho
 
haha when i was in like 8th grade i was a pretty good rider but i was like 5 feet tall probably so everyone thought i was like 10 and id get cheered on a lot.

also though, there was this one like big ass mogul thing under the chair and id always try to pop sw 3s and 5s off it, but a lot of the time id fuck up and eat shit and people would give me shit.
 
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