Best/worst/and funniest pick up lines

[Timmy_G]

OOOOOOO FUCKIN BURN!!!!!

 

[SnowRiders.]

a snow storm is coming....ill give u 6 to 8 inches and ull be stuck inside for 2 too 3 days

 

[cottonwoodarmada1651]

"i'm kind of a big deal...i have many leatherbound books...my apartment smells of rich mahogany...i'm just gonna throw this out there. if you like it, fine; if you don't, just throw it back. i wanna be on you."

 

[sn0wbl0w]

gay> "your eyes are so pretty they look like the stars in the sky"

gay>"is it hot in here or is it just me"

good>"wanna go fuck?"

 

[JamesB]

if i flip a coin whats the chances i get head

 

[Elijah.]

goddamn thats the best

 

[twix_182]

no no no she IS the shit. so he'll make her flow.

 

[twix_182]

or like let her loose. uncage the beast, blast from the past, shoot like a rocket.

 

[jibjim]

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Thats shirt looks very becoming on you, if i were on you, id be coming too

 

[crossfireskiben]

hey, i like you

 

[garettnorthey]

best one yet

 

[kbrando]

do you have a keg in your back pocket?

Cause i want to tap that.

 

[TRIppEN]

why dont you come over here and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up