garettnorthey
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what are your funniest
Best/worst/and funniest pick up lines
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kyle_w
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well at senior week these ones worked...
Walk up to the girl and say "let me get you out of those wet clothes" lick your finger and touch her. this actually did work one time but i think she was drunk.
then another time we were sittin on the boardwalk and said "hey, i remember you from the other night, you were drunk but you said i could come over sometime. how about now?" and that worked too.
Walk up to the girl and say "let me get you out of those wet clothes" lick your finger and touch her. this actually did work one time but i think she was drunk.
then another time we were sittin on the boardwalk and said "hey, i remember you from the other night, you were drunk but you said i could come over sometime. how about now?" and that worked too.
PTY
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Mezmerize19
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My friend made this one up today...I still dont get it but its funny
Your constipation and im your laxative.
Your constipation and im your laxative.
dat_ski_dude
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if thanksgiving was your left leg, and christmas was your right leg. How bout letting me spend some time between the holidays.
are those astronaut pants, because your ass is out of this world
are those astronaut pants, because your ass is out of this world
RockandRollTroll
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me: hey lets get some pizza and screw!
girl: ewwww, no thanks!
me: what, you dont like pizza?
girl: ewwww, no thanks!
me: what, you dont like pizza?
clarkhamilton3
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i gotta go to the bathroom but i got bad aim. want to help
iskilibertys
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Nice legs! What time do they open??
jimmychung
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is there a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants.
your name must be Campbell's because you're mmmm, mmmm, good.
your name must be Campbell's because you're mmmm, mmmm, good.
zepscratch
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im hard
BigJew
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The worst part is, the guy who made this thread is 12 years old. His name is Garret Northey and he lives in Red Deer, Alberta. I would give you his phone number but I forgot it. He enjoys anal sex with his best friend Graham Vanderkley and wants to be a gay porn star when he turns 18.
caro.dillon
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hahah thats a good one
AtomicTweaker
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if you ask a girl out, or to dance or something, and she says "no" say: "hey, lower your standards, i did"
ski_cartel
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thats a favorate of mine, but you dont need pick up lines if you have been drinking liquid oants remover (aka tequla)
oakjewlery
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Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
*music4life*
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OMG! nice shoes wanna fuck was exactly what i thought of reading this thread! props man! the girls come floking haha
720laxskier
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damn. too good
sampsihoyos
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guy: wanna play battleship?
girl: whats that?
guy: its where i lay down and you blow the gell out of me
girl: whats that?
guy: its where i lay down and you blow the gell out of me
