Best ways to smoke in dorms?

We had private bathrooms, we just steamed up the shower and turned on the fan, never had any problems. If you dont have a shower, dont do it unless you have a vape, you'll probably get caught.
 
toilet paper roll +fabric softener sheet=spoof

just remember that the uninhailed smoke is what has the more "smell" to it. and never smoke a j or a blunt inside..
 
probably the wisest choice...at my lax camp at umass some dumb kids decided to smoke out of a lightbuld in their dorm and got caught cause they tried to disconnect the smoke detector
 
I'm a sophomore, YOu can pretty much do anything you want at willville, I played beer pong down there abunch last year and some of my friends threw a tv off the roof...

If you can't find a good place to smoke down there you are retarded, just walk on the rec path towards bear creek. or... sit on the effing steps haha its boulder man, not exactly hard to toke.
 
find a friend with a car if you sketched about going outside. Smoking in a dorm, however convenient, is really dumb. I have a few friends who were kicked off campus for it last year (idk how strict your school is).

However, if you must, be super careful. RA's can smell it from the hall, from an adjacent window, or from a window above you. I would recommend putting the towel down, covering the smoke alarm, spaying axe or something right by your door, even a bit outside, and then getting a fan right in the window. Use a bowl, and keep it like 6 inches away from the fan at all times. Who's ever turn it goes to the fan, and blows the hit right into the fan.

Also, if you build a spoof (dryer sheets , tp, towels, or whatever in a soda bottle, you should be ok. Always be careful when you do it.
 
wtf how did they get to the roof??? but ya i know we threw down a lot at first but we all ended up getting written up and shit and if i get caught doing anything again my parents are gonna stop helping me pay tuition so i havent been doing much in dorms..
and ya theres plenty of places outside but im not trying to smoke in the snow and shit at night when its freezing. not saying im having any troubles smoking just looking for better methods in dorms
 
darley north eh? i lived there 2 years ago as a freshman, but forsure just go down the bear creek path bro...there is a ropes course right next to the boulder creek by the soccer field and you can easillllly smoke right there

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1. get helium balloon2. let out half of it3. exhale smoke into other half.4. tie it5. let it out window to fly away6. ????7. Profit?
 
1. buy a box fan $20

2. put in window, secure w/ bungee cord

3. seal window w/ pillow or something, get high and get creative (a pillow work best)

4. dont seal door crack, this will make a vacumn effect

5. put lighter by crack in door and should blow in room and blow out if your seal on the window is legit

7. smoke by the window

8. dont smoke joints/blunts, try no to smoke bongs

9. spoofs are for fucking idiots

10. so is sealing your door

11. dont smoke on windy days

sometimes the seal method doesn't work. when you go to put the lighter buy the door it sucks the lighter into the hallway, this is where you just don't smoke in your room. go to your buddies room across the hallway and you should be golden.

hopefully you'll get lucky and be on a side of the building where the wind is always in your favor, otherwise your pretty much fucked.

never been caught, and lived in multiple different dorm situations. every person i know who used spoofs or some other retarded shower trick has been caught eventually.
 
It definitely does, I know because we tried it, but we had to blow smoke right at it basically.

I would just open a window and smoke, but this is Canada.

You can always make a dryer sheet tube. What you do is take a paper towel roll, like the long kind, and get a bunch of dryer sheets and loosely crunch them up and stuff them in, probably about 4 of them. Then you elastic/tape one over one end, you can even double it up over the end. then you can blow smoke through the other side and it doesn't smell at all. Tropical breeze works the best and the key is to make them so they don't just blow to the front and jam it. If you do it right the air flows easy but totally masks the flow.

now just use a one hitter pipe, hit it, and immediately drop the ashes into water so they don't smoulder.

or you could just go outside haha.

 
dont. you dont have to worry about getting caught and youll be less of a stupid shit head. that being said, i sincerely hope that you get caught
 
blow through a sploof, blowie, whatever you call it, out the outtake vent. out of sheer boredom, my weed smoking peak was in residence, and after smoking pretty close to every day, didn't get caught once. maybe i just got lucky, but my experience says its not very risky.
 
i smoking in the cold personally, but just put some a towel or ceran wrap around a clothes hanger and stick it tight over the smoke detector, then just get a fan in the window.
 
friends of mine have a lacrosse shaft that sticks out the window to ventilate the smoke like a fireplace. i dont really know the science behind it cause i dont smoke but it works for them and their room doesnt even smell at all
 
oh forgot to mention this, if you have a window that opens in your dorm (which i didn't) you should not be worried any way. don't be stupid about it, blow out the window, use a blowie to be extra careful, but you have a freaking window, its not going to smell much for long.
 
if you have a smoke detector that looks like this (like i do in my room);

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then it is not a smoke detector, it is a heat detector.

when you are smoking in the room, the main issue is not the actual smoke, its the smell. i know, we had the cops called on us a few weeks ago, $200 fine, but whatever. fuck the police.

get a fan blowing out the window and another if you have one in front of the door. with these two fans, it will still probably smell like weed a little in your room, but the second fan will stop the smell from going past the door (how i got caught... + the noise of 20 people). spray some fabreeze and you are fine.
 
whats your name? I go to CU, and have a buddy in Darley South.
We used to vape in his room everyday until his cunt RA slightly figured it out, and started checking up on him. Honestly just go smoke down by Bear Creek if you're having trouble.
 
We always got lit up in the fire escape, but then again our flood did not have anyone to enforce the rules. Hell at one point i lived next to a pregnant women and her child, on a male floor. No one gave a fuck.
 
every post after mine, stupid, you need a god damn box fan and some physics shit going on, otherwise you will get fucked.

read my post or go outside.
 
all you need is a fan in your window

you can smoke j's in your room with just a fan and not have it smell or be smokey
 
make sure you have crossflow if you're doing that. Also 2 windows open doesnt necessarily help, the wind can take the smoke back to your intake window and in your room again, just a thought
 
freshman year my roommate bought a bunch of the clear plastic that painters use. completely sealed off his side of the room ( we have Z rooms) and just hotboxed the shit out of it. i couldnt smell it on the other side of the room. maybe its because i go to a huge school but noone ever got caught smoking, and the floors always smelled like it. as long as your not dumb you should be good. cover the smoke detector and towel the door seemed to work here
 
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