BEST WAY TO TELL A GIRL HOW YOU FEEL!

fenix4182

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now i'm not one to be all touchy feeley but what do you all say is the best way to tell a girl that you like her and wouldn't mind getting in her pants?

 
pull out the package if she likes what she sees you are in if you have a small wang try ruffies

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I agree, but it works best if you come up behind her and flop it on her shoulder. Preferably when she is sitting down. That way it is more suprising, she can feel the true weight of your behemoth, and it is right at mouth level. Make sure to get a good wind up to exentuate the smacking sound.

 
hahaha. you guys are fucked up! thats hilarious. but for real! i'm kinda in a slump right now and i need to know what to say and what not to say.

 
Is she a slut or a nice girl? If she is a nice girl you should say some bullshit like 'I am a little nervous, but I have just got to tell you ...' One of my buddies has used that over ten times with real tight girls and it has never failed. He claims that it is a good trick because girls think it is sweet and then they feel real bad if they turn you down. If she is a slut then sometimes you just have to take the pussy. No bullshit.

 
ya some girls like sex and that's what you give them

-Ira

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i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
Get her to work out with you and when she i benching whip it out on her face and see what happens.

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Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
 
Tell her straight up. I personally think it's bull shit how people of the opposite sex (especially guys) are forced to walk on egg shells around each other.

-Sdot

Reppin' 907
 
give her the olll donkey pucnh and go for teh pink sock.... she feel u then

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just chillax and slide.. Shorty _t
 
straight up tell her you like her. and then start making out and let stuff happen. if she stops you then respect her and don't go any further.

 
^ damn straight...that would work on me. i love that movie

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JOEI

GIRLS OF NS represent
 
say'can we be friends with benifits'(oh god, how do you spell that?)

works everytime, trust me :)

I used to be insane.....but then something happened..owell
 
write it on a piece of paper, fold it into a pointy paper airplane, and launch out of one of those baseball pitching machines at her.

And the plane as to be on fire.

 
That doesnt work on girls unless shes really easy. if shes a nice girl you have to be all sweet with her and break her in real slow

~Ella

Messed knees for life

*skiing isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle*

Ella and Lauren: changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
 
This one girl i know says she likes nice guys and all i am to her is nice but i dont think she would go out with me, kina sucks ass.

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
 
just tell her, no way is going to be easier than another

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth

You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth

everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI

dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

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its like butt sex, you first have to introduce the idea by telling her how you feel, then slowly but surely break her in and then whens shes comfortable, let things really take off.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
ok stop with the hole butt sex thing ....take her on unofishal dates like ask her last min if she will 'meet' you at the movies or something meet not letg go on a date to the movies and over time work on that

Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!

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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .

 
ok stop with the hole butt sex thing ....take her on unofishal dates like ask her last min if she will 'meet' you at the movies or something meet not letg go on a date to the movies and over time work on that

Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!

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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .

 
naw butt sex more fun. ask irishdrink. shell tell you.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
its all about the pump fake to the cue tip to the angrey dragon.

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
 
Tell her through song... and dance. DANCE!

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
Hahahahaha^

...no, but seriously, diamonds are good. If it isn't a big enough deal to say with diamonds, then there's no point in getting worked up about it. What I'm trying to say here is, just tell her... don't bother with the BS. It just confuses the issue.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
skiman328

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2004-05-15 19:51:15

say'can we be friends with benifits'(oh god, how do you spell that?)

works everytime, trust me :)

hahahha

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
thanks for all of the replies but here's the story and LADIES OF NS I NEED YOU!

Ok....this girl bonnie, one of my good friends and a known lier, i told bonnie that i liked katie, one of her good frineds, and to talk to her and just kind of feel it out and see if i could have a shot....bonnie, katie, myself, and my buddy jon went to the twins game last night....when i first got to the twins game last night, bonnie was like 'yeah katie likes you and she said that she needs to think about stuff and if she wants something she will tell you' then the whole game katie and i were flirting and all and at the end of the game she came up to me and rubbed my ear (it's prolly nothing) and was really cool and all....then i talked to bonnie later that night after i got home and she was like 'yeah katie doesnt like you! she said you are being immature about this and she wants a guy that has got balls to to tell her that he likes her'.....so now i dont know what the fuck to do! is bonnie lying to me? should i go for it? i've got 3 weeks left of my senior year! WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO!????!!!??? HELP!!!!

 
stick it in her mouth, and her tongue will tell u the answer

-Matty

High North Session 4, 2004

Saying something is so hot right now IS SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!
 
I wish a girl would rub my ear.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
i wish i had a spoon

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
 
the only bonnie i ever knew was 5' 2', 400 pounds and has an extra set of boobs on her back... good luck with that shit.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
diamonds!? fucking diamonds? that may have just taken all the credibility of anything youve ever said or will say jdmay

Fuck You
 
heh...ever tried it, Ds9? Anyways, you missed my point... I was saying that this thread is a bit of an overreaction, and this is not as big a deal as people make it out to be. Like I said, no BS, just tell her.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
whip it out and then give her a strawberry milkshake...when she is giving you a bj you punch her in the nose and she bleeds, and then you cum on her face

 
yea this thread is basically bullshit, and your right diamonds work, but personally if a girl liked me more because i got some fuckin diamonds, all i got to say is fuck that bitch

Fuck You
 
hahahaha, your overthinking it way too much, just ask her if she wants to chill and watch a movie with you, then just start shooting the shit with her and level with her. Tell her you want to get to know her better (even if you don't) then just look her in the eyes and kiss her, once you've broke the ice then you can stick it in her ass.

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Power in Numbers

 
All I can say is don't act like a pussy, I don't know how you handled yourself at that game, but please, don't get all touchy feely youself. Next time you see heer you can act interested, but be aloof at the same time, when your talking to her make sure to lean away from her, body language means alot to girls, it's instinctive. Don't make it a big thing and put all this pressure on yourself, thing is after this summer you probably won't see her much so making any serious relationship probably isn't a good idea. If it works out... Don't call her too much, don't be treating her to stuff very often, don't buy her gifts... What I'm saying is, these things go both ways, you don't need to do all that stuff to make her like you, becuase you can't, unless you're extremely rich. Just keep things casual, try to find her imperfections, and bust on her, do it, act over confident, it's something you got to practice, but you'll see girls are attracted to that kind of stuff. But do what you want to do...

 
just be like...'Hi, my name is fenix4182. I really like you and would like to fuck you until you can't walk straight.'

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3 weeks till you graduate? fuck that, dont waste your time, if she doesnt know whats going on, then she prolly doesnt want you enough to keep it going after you guys go off to college, or into the world and what not, jsut wait till after HS and fuck a bunch of chicks, one of them will stick around....

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
hahahahaha 'i've got 3 weeks left of my senior year!' oh this kid is the coolest mofo on ns.....

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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I think u need to pull the stick out of ur ass and start breathing again dude cuz u r way to uptite over this its not a big deal!! Try the old we only ahve 3 weeks of HS and i havent been laid its a big bad world out there and i dont want to brave it a virgin then ask her will you be my 1st?

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