Best way to stretch jiberish?? +K

loongoons · Nov 28, 2011

hey NS, i was woundering what is the best way to stretch jiberish hoodies and crews. thanks +K for help!

EmperorKuzco · Nov 28, 2011

A good ol' wash then stretch when wet worked pretty well for me

Ben. · Nov 28, 2011

dbchili · Nov 28, 2011

i always put mine in the dryer for like three hours... but it never works

TheClap. · Nov 28, 2011

lost it

Cotter · Nov 28, 2011

theres this old mid evil torture thing that stretched ppl until died try that

zflink · Nov 28, 2011

Bring Chris Farley back from dead and he should be able to take care of it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFfKUF2kFPQ

monkatizer · Nov 28, 2011

1) take 2 cars facing away from eachother

2) acquire chains

3) hook hoodie to chains and cars

4) drive cars

5) ???????????

6) profit

Balto · Nov 28, 2011

they are just never tall enough

Mr.Bishop · Nov 28, 2011

OMG - You could make millions. Just re-make "the rack" and market it as a "Tall T/Hoodie stretching machine".

Millions I tell you.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/28769191@N03/3449614137/

k-fred · Nov 28, 2011

profit= 2 tall t!!!!!

Randy_Quench · Nov 28, 2011

or is it the skier who is not short enough?

zachV2 · Nov 28, 2011

get a really fat person to put it on. ^ like fat guy in a little coat. not too fat though.

Che~ · Nov 28, 2011

crab_pretzel · Nov 28, 2011

this but with your jiberish...or just put it on and then hook yourself up.

stickski · Nov 28, 2011

put it in a pool. it will take a crane to get it out and it will stretch in the process

HoneyBadger · Nov 28, 2011

taffy puller. or tie it onto the hind legs of two stalions and smack them. they run and you be come steezy.

CRiP · Nov 28, 2011

semen all over it. idk the chemistry behind it but it becomes so stretchy. my 2xl hoodie fits like a 5xl now.

Dustin. · Nov 28, 2011

Excellent question, how could one stretch cotton?

Good luck with life, looks like everyone else got a head start!

Jahrassicpark · Nov 28, 2011

put it up your butt hole

Doggerr · Nov 28, 2011

You know what really worked for me?....... If you licked my butthole

thatsG · Nov 28, 2011

Sig worthy

rubasu · Nov 28, 2011

wash it. stretch it when its wet. dont dry it. now you're 4xl will be at the top of your boots