Best way to get your pass pulled

WELL you should have a contest with your friend, who can get their pass pulled first, winner gets $10, and you need to gopro the whole thing for our sake
 
1. Toilet bowl cleaner (The Works) + Aluminum foil (a lot) in a gatorade or vitamin water bottle will result in a huge explosion. sounds like a shot gun if done correctly. 1/2 bottle of toilet bowl cleaner + enough aluminum foil in it, shake it, then throw it.

2. ski with flares?

3. take out a ski patroller

4. steal a piston bully (trail groomer)
 
Dude, have a friend ride up the mountain with you, which ever one of you is lighter, get on the back of the bigger guy and make huge carves across the run. piggyback on skis
 
Depending on how big of assholes the lifties are.... playing chicken sometimes works.. got mine pulled for 2 weeks but only because I jumped off after the bull wheel.
 
have fun getting your pass pulled for next season!

lol idiots, you do realize they know its the end of the season, right? they'll pull your pass for this year and usually pull it for next year too
 
i went to vail for a few days in december. we were pretending to be the classic tourist-noob and ski in straight pizza. I skied right through a slow sign, knocked it over, and got up to leave. ski patrol was standing right there and made me put it back up. so i pranced around like a douche and held the sign up like an astronaut with the american flag on the moon. only got a warning though.

inb4 badass meme
 
get off lift.

strip.

take fabric part of slow sign, throw it over your back cape style.

ski as fast as you can to the lodge, spraying as may people as possible

take off skis.

run though lodge.

pee on the ski racks outside of lodge as you get tackled by ski patrol.

profit?
 
Isn't there a story of some drunk guy who did it and ran into the exposed pole he took it off of and died? Straight Darwin Awards shit right there.

and HI CHRISTIAN IT'S JON
 
my friend and i lit off bottle rockets, romen candels and other assorted fireworks off the lift tword people on the trail(claim?) i think at any actual mountain that should get you at least in a little trouble
 
Ski past a ski patrol naked, when they chase after you go into a tuck position and lay a steamer down. Works just like a banana in mario kart. When you get to the bottom go straight to the ski patrol hq hut and pee on any skis sitting outside of it.
 
This works EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Roman Candle war while shredding.

Absolutely foolproof way to.....

A: have moderately safe fun.

B: get noticed.

C: get your pass pulled.
 
defiantly take a BN run, eat a bunch of chili or macaroni or maybe even some corn, then proceed to dump while your skiing
 
Yeah, but were you doing it out in the open, right under the lift, and did you keep doing it over and over?

my buddies and I got about 120$ worth of roman candles last year and went to down on each other for about 20 mins... we were almost banned from the hill haha.
 
seriously? fire a gun on the hill. you don't have to hit anybody, just pop off a few warning shots when some gaper cuts you off.
 
we where doing it off the lift at everything around us for about 3 runs, the guy in the top lift tower thought it was a good idea, haha
 
i almost got my pass pulled tonight. apparently ski patrol doesn't like it when you duck under multiple ropes
 
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