Best way to get your pass pulled

[c_roll]

My friends and i were at a mountain and it was the last time we would be going there this year, so we decided to get our passes pulled. We tried really hard but it was night skiing and the ski patrol didn't seem to care about or notice anything we did. We tried loads of things like skiing on closed trails, bouncing the lifts, sticking our poles in the safety mats around each lift pole, and i almost got kicked out when i walked in the lodge with my skis on, but again it failed. Whats an easy/funny/not super dueche bag way to get your pass pulled?

+k for funny/useful tips

 

[PJS.]

find a ski instructor and make them into chili. thats the fastest way to get several things pulled, including your pass.

 

[CalebT]

You're dumb.

 

[Jib-Ninja]

hmm, destroying the mountains property and bouncing the lifts isnt super douchey?

 

[SPskier543]

Jump off a lift

 

[Dlud]

Lie in the lodge on your back and pee straight in the air. Works every time

 

[c_roll]

nope

 

[Tinga]

take the mat off the bottom of a lift tower and ride it down the hill. errrr I mean definitely don't do that.

 

[yuck]

piss off the lift onto people skiing below

 

[EasyEast]

i lol'd

 

[POW-WOW]

Threads haha I hate to say it but it sounds fun. Wear a XXXXXL jacket and flash people

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

ski backwards. they hate it when you do that.

 

[DayMan]

I'm pretty sure some kids died doing that a few years back... Do it.

 

[*Bird]

quoted. let this thread continue

 

[*Bird]

1000 post niceeee^^

 

[tinkytwinky]

GOOD OL TITTIES

 

[InfiniteSteeze]

Lets see some Tig ol' Bitties!

 

[DIX~]

inb4 mods don't like tits

 

[GypsyLovin]

Just in time!^

 

[skiingute]

No one can deny those majestic beauties

 

[Funnel]

Nice tits up there. Thanks for that man. Smoking weed will guaranteed get your pass pulled.

 

[tinkytwinky]

I Saved the tits to my computer for anyone who missed 'em.







PM me. but if i smell bacon you can fuck off.

 

[*Bird]

tits are of OPs mom!

 

[Davy.Crockett]

this is epic. do it. or just ski a run with your nuts just hanging out.

 

[FerrisBueller]

Bring a paintball gun to the hill on the last day and fuck up some noobs

 

[tripnip]

its because people die from it

 

[InfiniteSteeze]

This! From the chairlift..works every time

 

[wait.what]

I did a marijuana this one time and I was in the ER for like 10 days on IV and pain killers.

Scary stuff, kids.

 

[*Bird]

if u have a race team at ur hill cut into their course and fuck shit up

 

[reverendwrong]

thats easy...

THE BN

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[SteveStepp]

murder the staff

 

[HKrass]

thats easy. 4xl jacket, no pants. flash people

 

[Timmy.]

make a chain of people and go really slow to take up the whole hill... or go on one of the beginner trails and fall infront of people that have no idea how to do anything so they just freak out and die

 

[Cotter]

this thread will not deliver

 

[LittleFoot]

Punch a patroller right in the face

 

[FerrisBueller]

professor black steve has spoken!

 

[wreck.yoself]

do inverts at my local hill

 

[KEVTRON]

poop in the gondola

 

[Troy.]

Start a bonfire in the lift line while waiting for first chair.

 

[lukewalnuts]

naked spread eagles.

 

[.Jacob]

? debby downer.

 

[future-spins]

Masturbate on a chair lift

 

[maximiliaan]

grab some kids and let them take an huge ass kicker

 

[WestWoods]

I ski'd naked once, We (me and my friends) knew we could out ski the patrol, all we had to do was get in the trees and get our clothes from our backpacks. But when we flew by one ski patrol I turned to look back and slammed into some 12 year old boy and laid both of us out. I laid there naked with ice rash... I got my pass suspended. they didn't even take it. In fact the patrol dude was laughing at me. took me to some trees let me put my clothes on. then took me in to get yelled at! haha so to answer your question. Kill someone and pee on there body.

 

[Ski_Alot]

agreed, i know from personal experience

 

[Blurst]

Telling him not to have the most fun ever! Do this its really really fun.

 

[applejuice.]

i'm pretty sure beatslop allows this.

 

[Ski_Alot]

don't

 

[B_K]

just stop in the lift line and do nothing..or everytime you try and get on the lift just fall and get dragged and stop the lift for long periods of time

 

[steezywannabeezy]

damnit. made me laugh in class. haha

 

[Ski_Alot]

i keep bursting out laughing in study hall and people are staring because of this thread