Best way to eff with rich people?

Dress to the nines and pretend to be one of their rich offspring.

Go around shaking hands. Grip tight and tell them "I know where all the money came from... I know."
 
OK, I have to admit that this thread was completely ill-advised and I'm sorry if I offended anybody. My totally inadequate excuse is that I had a string of extremely unpleasant encounters with the people I was talking about and I was venting.

But I liked the suggestions I got, so I did them all. I left about half of them alone. I dressed like a hobo at the entrance and ended up with a few bucks. I spilled caviar on one guy's Rolls Royce and told him his daughter was an alcoholic whore. I DEFINITELY made myself look like an idiot. I acted like a douchebag, proving that my life is so pathetic that i have to resort to screwing with people because they have money. I took a whole family hostage and demanded ransom. I worked really hard so that I could live a lavish life. I pretended to be one of them and bailed on a bill. I egged some cars from a covert position. I invoked anarchy. I dressed like a G and acted really polite. I got ass naked and ran around yelling FUCK at the top of my lungs. I threw dirt, convinced them to invest in Tamarack Resort, forked the lawn, voted democrat, and deflated tires. I dressed to the nines and went around shaking hands saying "I know where your money comes from." IN THAT ORDER.

So now it's over and we can all move on. Thanks for the advice! ++K all around!
 
another stupid thread by someone who has taken a stereotype and stupidly applied it to everyone who has money. seriously, who gives a damn that they have money, and who gives a damn how they got that money. In the end, even if you pull some fag-ass, douche bag shit on them, they still have their money. More likely than not, the way you have described these people is probably based on zero information and bolstered by current irrational war on wealth that has broken out in this country.
 
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