Best way to chug something?

[superuber]

Whats the best way to chug something quickly?

 

[Inline.]

Ask Chug

 

[cultrara]

have a hose coming out the toe of a ski boot, fill the boot with the drink

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

don't be a bitch

 

[AGOF]

raise drink to mouth, gulp quickly. or shotgun

 

[.AR6rider.]

Step one: fill cup with desired beverage

Step two: drink said beverage quickly

Tip: don't start chugging until the liquid hits your lips or else you'll get a belly full of air and feel like shit and burp a lot and possibly throw up. I've seen many amateurs do this while bonging beers.

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

just open up your throat and let it slide right in. just like giving a blowjob.

 

[applejuice.]

i find the best way to bong a beer is to keep my teeth together so the beer flows through them. it makes it way easier to handle and i have yet to throw up.

 

[Abc567def]

I know there is a sexual innuendo here somewhere...... I just have to find it....

 

[applejuice.]

i'm fluent in innuendo.

 

[Otter.]

open wide and let it hit the back of your throat, then swallow

 

[k-fred]

go to if3 with a dress and no underwear, show your dick to the most people you can and win the best female performance award.

 

[Abc567def]

gotta love a girl thats good with her mouth

 

[Toasty.]

wrap entire mouth around cup

pick cup up with only mouth

dispense directly into gullet

 

[.Emerson.]

I don't get it

 

[Blurst]

Butt chugs like no other

 

[I_Am_Mod]

beer bongs, basically you're filling your stomach directly its like filling a car with gas....

 

[flexpattern]

funnel. (or as americans call it beer bong???)

attach a funnel to the end on a hose.

close hose end with thumb

fill funnel/hose with beer

raise hose to lips

raise funnel high (get someone else to hold it high)

open gullet (start to swallow)

down beer

feel suddenly really drunk

feel like a boss!!

 

[yuck]

funnels and shotguns help a lot (more so for funnels) because gravity kinda forces it down your throat (sex joke is impending)

but out of just a glass or something, i donno. i have no advice. just drink it really fast and yeah. chug it.

 

[ContaminatedBeef]

Don't forget to cup the balls.

To shotgun a glass bottle, put a bendy straw into it, bend the straw down, put mouth around neck, CHUG

 

[Fucktown]

Best advice in this thread.

Honestly, relax the throat, and the beer should almost flow freely as fast as gravity will let it. Cold beer makes your throat tense up, so its alot easier to chug warm beer *or rams piss*

 

[Big.L]

I don't know if you mean like what to drink out of or the technique, but if you mean technique just relax your throat, head back and take large gulps. It comes natural for me im not a big kid but I can shotgun a beer like no other

 

[applejuice.]

best talent.

 

[Mr.LemonPie]

Another Good tip is take a deep breath right before than breathe all the way out

 

[technique.]

you gotta boof it

 

[Mr.Gaga]

What you did there I see it.

 

[FerrisBueller]

1st step: learn how to open your throat and just pour it down.

2nd step: if in a can, poke a hole in the top rim with keys or the can's little top/opener thing

3rd step: chug away!

Alternate:

*2nd step: shotgun it.

 

[northeast]

Quit being a bitch boy and boof that shit.

 

[B.Aussie]

If you're chugging out of the bottle try and keep air flow between the bottle head and your mouth or it awkwardly suctions to your lips then goes everywhere.

 

[CAPITA-DEVOURS]

just do it. nike.