Best way to ask a girl to Prom

Last year I bought a fortune cookie that read "will you go to prom with me?" inside. Took her to PF Chang's and set it on her plate when she went to the bathroom. Worked like a charm.
 
if she skis you could do what those kids did in the video freeskier prom or some shit but u could go and get all the homies to write prom on there chest but thats what the freshmen do in our grade just put a rose and some chocolets on her car and a note that says prom
 
ingredients: Dad chili

1.1 dad calf chopped not chunked

2. 3 tsb of salt

3. 1 whole onion not slipped

4. tomatoes/ beans

5. lots of cameras to film

6. Prom shapped crackers

7. essence of dad tears
 
You could do the always classic write prom backwards on your dick with wet paint, then cock slap your bitch in the face. When she looks in the mirror shel have prom written on her face. Or you could just burn prom into her lawn. Either way, guaranteed way to get a prom date
 
You are looking for love in the wrong place if you are posting this.

(And I don't say that to talk shit.)

You probably need strength in numbers and need to ask 5 chicks with 1 to say yes. (And some cuties you think won't have dates will be like 'nah nigga I got a date I've had one for months' so like I said strength in numbers.)

So plan on asking 3-6 chicks if you need a date. And don't let any of them know you are asking each other if you can. If you can ask 5-6 girls without each knowing you asked the other your good. One should say yes. (but this is assuming you ask seriously though and in hs terms thats kind of a big deal sure you know what i mean.)

There's girls in the same boat losing sleep over no dude asking them to prom. So think of them if you can when you make your list of 4-5 girls to ask. You can bring a grenade and fuck someone else's date if you're a real G.

GL.

(PS any hot girls will have dates locked down by now you need to lower your standards its almost April.)
 
I took probably 10 polaroid shots from my latest trip and the girl I wanted to go with asked to see them sometime, so I took one of some flowers, wrote Prom? on the bottom and then put it in the back of the box I keep my polaroids in so when I showed them to her it was the last one she saw. after that foolproof plan she had to say yes which was nice
 
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