Best way to ask a girl to Prom

don't drink water for a really long time so your pee is yellow as fuck, then pee PROM? in the snow in her yard
 
you're better off just straight asking her if you can't think of anything good so you don't make yourself look dumb as fuck
 
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Best way I got asked was a fake parking ticket. The ticket initially made me pissed, and then realized it was someone asking me to prom. So then I got excited. It's a good way to get a good reaction out of someone too. What an emotional roller coaster...
 
Last year I was Tryna go to prom with this hot ass Puerto Rican bitch who was a junior. Now I was a serious bad ass in school and everyone knew it so it was pretty much a guaranteed yes. Still, I had to think of a good way to ask her. On a Tuesday night I drove my stang over to her house at like 2 am. I parked right out in front of her house and ran around to the back where her bedroom window was. I threw a jar of smuckers through her window and waited until she popped her head out the window. I yelled "bitch you're comin to prom with me!" She obviously agreed but then her dad (he was a lumberjack and he was fuckin huge) started yelling at me and sent his big ass dog outside after me. Being the badass I was, I whipped out my extra jar of smuckers and smashed it over the head of the dog. Her dad started chasing me so I sprinted over to my stang, slid over top of the hood like a fuckin bad ass and hopped in. Her dad grabbed a shard of glass from the smuckers jar and he was trying to slash my tires but I gunned it out of there and smoked some boges to calm down. I was so pissed that I got smuckers on my leather jacket but it was cool cuz we still went to prom and had a blast. Every time I see smuckers I get a boner
 
Just ask her.

Inb4 a bunch of kids tell you about all these stupid ways to ask her.

Just ask her, this isn't a poorly made romantic drams for middle school girls, it's real life.

Just do it. Stay calm and hope for the best.
 
Not as good as a butt photo but I did this awhile back. Printed it out and froze it in a block of ice and left it on her door step.

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I personally didn't have to ask, my date asked me. But one of my friends used a bunch of tea light candles to spell "grad?" (I'm canadian) and at night he texted her telling her to look out her window and she saw all the candles. All the other girls were jealous.
 
a guy did this for homecoming for me once and to be honest it was a little disappointing.
 
write on a puzzle and have them put it together, although 20 girls did the same thing at my school so it may be played out.
 
come on hobbit, im just joking. the point is, if you dont do anything but ask she might be disappointed. the same holds true for homecoming, prom, and eventually when you ask a girl to marry you (if you do).
 
Good advice I think I might do the candles in her front yard thing, that seemed to be legit and one the ladies will lovvvvve.
 
I wrapped a phonebook in aluminum foil and then put it in a cake pan and frosted it like a cake. The thing looked completely legit and inside I underlined my phone number so she had to look through the yellow pages to find it.

Other time I made a shirt and wrote a bunch of names in whiteboard marker and then my name in permanent marker and she had to wash the shirt to figure out who it was.
 
aren't whiteboard markers permanent? you mean washable markers, either way the shirt idea is pretty cute and clever.
 
if she skis take her up to the mountain for the day and have your friends get there before you and spray paint the snow "prom?" then once their done ride the lift with her and ask. thats what i did works like charm
 
The more water you drink the more yellow your pee is. The less you drink it's more of a rust color. And invite her out to eat and when she gets there wrote out Prom? On the table in French fries or something.
 
Well she figured out it was me so I guess not! But ya I always made sure I didn't spend anything or go out of my way too far to ask a girl. I mean its a High School dance and you have to do something where I live or girls think you're a cheapass but you don't need to spend 20 bucks like i saw some of my friends do.
 
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