Best way to ask a girl out?

Another one! Bets line in the world " Hi, my name is Nick.. Whats yours?" .......Done. or just tell her I sent you.
 
for the love of god do not ask her if she 'wants to go out' in the sense of do you want to be my girlfriend. That is so fucking stupid just ask her if she want to go catch a movie or somthing or go to dinner or something. Whenever i hear someone say "you wanna go out" i go into a fit of murderous rage.
 
actually dude i just had a week like that. Just 3 days ago I went to jail for the first time ever, got arrested for the first time ever too. And it was because of jeallously , i had the same thing going on like you but like more closer, i already knew this girl and i ve been very good friends with here i ve always txt her i mean i ve sent this girl hundreds of txt messages same as her. Everything was going fine, i even got this girl drunk , drunk and high , and high for her first time ever, and took her to a party. I mean when i got her drunk she was like all happy and ready to get on my nuts, i was horny as fuck but she actually was the first girl that has ever made me horny from the nice things she said to me when we were drunk. I did not do her that night even though she told me to stay at her house for the nite, the reason i didnt get do her was because i thought of her as more as 1 nite stand. Well to make story short, she got asked out tuesday, i got jeallous because i ve been taking it slow , because i wanted to do more stuff with her before getting serious, so i got drunk and went to jail. So my advice would be , DONT STAY IN THE FRIEND ZONE, NOT BECAUSE ITS BAD TO STAY THERE BUT BECAUSE THERE WILL BE OTHER GUYS THAT WILL THINK SHE IS AS COOL AS YOU THINK. JUST YESTERDAY I TOLD HER HOW I FELT AND HOW I WENT TO JAIL. NOT GOOD SHE CRIED AND SHE SAID SHE FELT SORRY, BECAUSE SHE LIKES ME TOO.WE ARE STILL FRIENDS AND WILL CONTINUE TO BE. MAYBE I LL GET MY CHANCE FOR THE MEANWHILE AM GONNA BECOME A MAN AND GET SOME SEPARATE PUSSY. YES GET OUT OF THE SHELL!!! I AM A SHY GUY ONLY WHEN IT COMES TO EXPRESSING FEELINGS BUT NOT WHEN IT COMES TO MINGLE AROUND. JUST TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL!!!! AND SHE IS NOT JUST ANY GIRL!!! WE LOVE LIKE THE SAME EXACT SONG, AND THEN A WHILE AGO I TOLD HER TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG THAT I VE BEEN LISTENING FOR WEEKS STRAIGHT , THE SONG IS JUST ABOUT A GUY WHO LIKES THIS CHICK BUT STAYS IN THE FRIEND ZONE TOO LONG. WELL SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVED THE SONG, BEST SONG EVER AND THAT SHE HAS BEEN LISTENING TO IT EVERY SINCE SHE HAS HEARD IT. FINDING A GIRL THAT YOU LIKE A LOT AND THAT LOVES YOUR SONG IS SOMETHING YOU DONT FIND EVERYDAY.
 
It's simple really.

Grab her breasts, and state loudly "THESE BELONG TO ME" Then take her by the wrist and lead her to your man cave filled with wonders of sex and baby making organs just waiting to be unleashed with a fury of sweat, blood and other bodily fluids. Afterward you take her naked sack of deliciousness and carry her on foot all the way to the nearest Taco Bell. There you win over her heart. You then propose with a ring on top of a nacho-cheese gordida. She eats it, including the ring. Then you romantically spend the next 12-24 hours over a toilet awaiting her answer.

And that my friends, is how you ask a girl out.
 
Get some sun glasses got grab her tits and say I'm blind and it's nice to meet you or say something like wanna go catch a movie not wanna go out
 
There are many creative ways to ask a girl out. I normally use the smooth-talking method, but unfortunately not everyone of you guys are born with such knack. Yeah-yeah... surely I'm beginning to annoy you right now. But do read my ideas and maybe you'll be thanking me. Idea 1 : CD invitation Ever made an MP3 lists of song into an audio CD? If you're that incompetence,be nice to computer geeks and they might be your most profitable allies. Find out lists of song with lyrics indicating that you're asking her out. NEVER select a mushy or too romantic-tense type of song. Just a hype and fun selections like "Are you going to be my girl" by Jets for example. Compile them into an audio CD. Design a beautiful cover for the CD with titles such as "Jenny (example of the girl's name),Will You Go Out With Me?" or "Be My Date. Say "I'd Love to". Good if : She'll be so impressed that she agrees to go out with you. As a bonus,she'll be hoping for you to ask her out again every time she hears the CD. Bad if : She thinks your are wussy and don't have any guts to ask her out yourself. Ouch! Idea 2 : Ask her to come along Strike a petty conversation with her. Then intentionally inform her that you're going somewhere. A great place. HER favorite place. If you knew she adores My Chemical Romance,just tell her you're going to buy her favorite band's concert ticket. Ask her then if she wants to tag along. There's a 90 percent chance that she agrees. Good if : She tags along with you to buy the ticket and she might even agrees to go out with you on a date to My Chemical Romance concert! Lucky you! Bad if : She passes the offer but she asks you to buy the ticket for her instead. And worse,she even asks you to buy for her date too. Lackey you! Idea 3 : Be well-groomed I know grooming is not a man-thing and I don't expect you to be James Bond. But dressing properly and looking smart really helps to boost your confidence. I mean,would you even want to have a conversation with a girl that smells like beggar? When asking her out,be sure that you dressed nicely and well-groomed. Good if : She likes the impression that you give and might say ‘yes'. Bad if : She feels that you dressed better than her. She feels intimidated and says ‘no'. Or worse,she thinks you're gay! Idea 4 : Make her the knight in shinning armor Know why girls like bad boys? It's because they like to be a hero too (a heroine for that matter). They want to fix anything and everything. So use this to your advantage. Ask her out to help you to choose something for yourself. For example,ask her to choose a cool T-shirt for you. Begin with a compliment saying that you think she always have a great taste in choosing clothes and how you wish you have the same talent too. Then you smoothly begin to ask her to help you choosing yours. Promise her that you are going to treat her breakfast/lunch/dinner (wink-wink!) for helping you out. If she agrees to your proposal,then you're the man! This method is as same as the Idea 2,but with extra punch that is you compliment and flatter her. Girls love that and you'll have a better chance of asking her out again. Good if : She thinks that she's your knight in shinning armor and therefore make herself a personal project to fixyou up. More dates with her in future time! Bad if : She asks you to buy her a Gucci handbag as a token of gratitude. You got yourself a gold digger! The best way is to have a confidence for asking her out yourself. Be truthful to tell her that you like her and that's why you're asking her out. Bite the bullet,be a man. It's normal to get rejected. Good luck and may the force be with you. Of course,if everything else fails just flash to her your platinum card..
 
Off topic but I can understand why girls don't like being referred to, directly or indirectly, as a "bitch". As a guy its the only thing that makes sense to call girls sometimes. examples.
When they're whining at you.
Why didn't you call me when you got home from skiiiiiiiiiiiiii-ing (notice long drawn out whiney skiiiiii)Why you bitchin at me like that?
When you're referring to one.
Dude I was at this party dancing with some bitch and she was grinding me like it was her job then I go to hook up with her there on the dance floor and guess what that bitch says? Oh I have a boyfriend at CSU.
or
This bitch was giving me head and I asked if she wanted to get into bed and fool around and she said I'm not really like that. Bitch my dick's in your mouth.
So again I will never refer to a girl like that in front of them, but on a adolescent male dominated website I'm sure you see it more than your peers. To be honest I'm surprised girls don't have a derogatory term for guys you girls use when talking to your friends.
example
I was flirting with this dick all night basically throwing myself at him and he tells me he's going to get a beer and he'll be right back. Then after ten minutes I walk around a bit and BAM i see that dick making out with some blonde Frat Rat girl.
or
My cock sucker of a boyfriend and I planned a romantic movie night together after he got back from skiiiiiiiii-ing with his friends and he came over so stoned that that cocksucker fell asleep half way through The notebook. He didn't even go down on me later!
Girls need a term for guys then they'd understand why we use bitch so frequently.
 
right, but the problem with th friend zone is that many guys are just to big onpussies to get out of it. I'm a perpetrator of that as well, but all you really have to do is get your intentions clear, by suggesting, under no confusion, that you want her. friends can be a good place to start. I don't believe there really is a friend zone, just an inadequate communication zone.
 
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i did this once but i made the mistake of going to sushi with her cuz i thought it would be a little classier right? WRONG! bitch hated sushi and even tho she tried to force it down cuz of the passionate sex i gave her in the man cave, she wanted to be nice, so the ring was in the regular ol king kong roll and while walking to the car to head to the bathroom with her she says she don't feel to good. i say what? she says she hate sushi and she think she gonna puke. i say bitch you better not and she ran to nearest street drain and uphucks everything she had consumed in the last two days! i watch on in grief as the ring slowly swims with all that raw fish down into the sewer,never to be found again. needless to say i made her walk home and haven't talked to her since. time to find another.
 
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