Best Torture

What_A_Wookie

What_A_Wookie

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I am a personal fan of mobstyle torture, where one of those tony's puts a glass rod in your shaft and has hot girls dance in front of you...so when you get hard the rod breaks, putting glass all up in you penis...pissing must be fun after that...but whats some other good torture methods?

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NS Special Education

Long is the way. And hard, that out of hell leadsup to light.
 
there was a thread about this a while ago...i think curbing was the gereral consensus

-Craig (a.k.a. Boner)

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else

sms session 4
 
rip out all your finger nails and toe nails and then put them in buckets of peroxide,that would make someone talk

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
torture for me would be getting tied down and rammed up the ass by some flaming homo.

Joel
 
^ you know you'd like it. the worst is CHinese bamboo torture, the strap you down to a rake that is a couple feet above a growing bamboo plant then they sharpen the top of the shoot of Bamboo and feed you until the bamboo touches you then they just leave you there to let the bamboo grow through you until you feel like talking.

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
dude if someone did the glass rod thing to me, id talk the second i saw them pull it out, but yea curbings my favorite

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
 
i believe its where the victim opens his mouth and he puts it on the curb like hes goign to take a bite out of it, and then someone kicks the back of their head so their jaw breaks over the curb...am i right?

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war
 
yes you are correct

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
ya you step down on their head and smash their skull over the curb

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
american history X man, that shit was fucked up

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Do you enjoy coitus Mr. Lebowski?

Huh?

Coitus. Sex, intercourse, the act of love.

Oh, you mean coitus?
 
eh! that must KILL, both curbing and boner thing.. thats sucks..

I think getting rammed in the back by Lagwagon would be the worst.. Faggots.... AH!

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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
 
red hot wire up the urethra. it would burn like fuck and leave blisters, which would pop when u piss and the salt from your urine would go in the popped blister. either that or getting your nuts in a vice clamp. or getting clipped in the gonads with a ballpin hammer. or funnelling fire ants into yer pisshole. i think any of those would make me flinch

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

SMS session 4
 
there's the ever present classic...poking an individual in unfavourable places with a red hot object.

Joel
 
make this really long draught of snow, it can go from like may to like november and make so no one can ski, they can call it summer

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
hang someone upside down so all the blood rushes to their head and they get the worst headache ever, and then keep them upside down while you have a constant alarm clock buzzer going, for like a week. yah I made it up...

Mcdonalds...A Bum's best friend
 
i poke my balls with an eletric cattle prod for fun

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
 
im deffinatly with krongos on this one

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

 
heres one; strap somebody down on a table, heat up a metal bucket really hot and put a rat inside of it. the put it down so the rat is inside the bucket, and the bucket is on your stomach. the rat has nowhere to go, so it digs down. and remember, rats can chew through metal pipes...

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i have nothing funny to put here.

**Original Freestyle Typers**
 
have a super model hand cuff you to a bed post and have mad sex with you for days on end.

*did i mention the the super model was a guy?*

 
awwww jesus fucking lord the boner thing is horrible!!!! uhhhh

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
wut is this american history x thing?

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'man id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
 
It tis a movie, dear lad

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NS Special Education

Long is the way. And hard, that out of hell leadsup to light.
 
i kinda figured that...im not that retarted...is it a ski vid or wut

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'man id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
 
its a pretty damn good movie. Edward Norton is in itand hes a neo-nazi that goes to jail for murder and comes back changed and tries to change his brothers opinions that some believe were his fault

If the pigs were gathering in Vegas, I felt the drug culture should be represented as well. -Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
 
haha! the models a guy! mwah ha ha! thats utterly horrid

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i have nothing funny to put here.

**Original Freestyle Typers**
 
how do you die from curbing? all you do is break your jaw, ?verdad?

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i have nothing funny to put here.

**Original Freestyle Typers**
 
PUTTING SOMEONE IN A ROOM WITH A MOVING LOW GRIT SANDPAPER FLOOR SO THEY RUN UNTIL THEY CANT RUN ANYMORE THEN FALL AND RUB UP AGAINST THE WALL UNTIL THEY GET SKINNED TO DEATH.

'stezzy fo shezzy'
 
holy crap all the dick and balls one my fellows are geting scard just reading this

www.liljib.4t.com

I cant spell so dont make fun of me
 
someone taking away my pride would be the worst torture, because prides all us americans have.

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
ANSWER MY GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING QUESTION BEOTCH!!!

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

 
have someone go curbing on your face and you'll find out, asshole.

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
cutting off your genetailia (the safe way) so you are still fully alive, only unable to have sex. then make you live in a house full of scantily clad supermodels who look like D-Spin's mom and then forcing you to feed tums to seaguls and then taking away the toilet and making your shit behind a log.

but seriously, breaking everyone of your fingers slowly and then paper-cutting your eyeballs and the skin inbetween your fingers and toes would hurt like a bitch

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The Super Bowl is Gay
 
i think the iraqis did this i the russians back in the KGB days where they put those electric pads on your balls and then turn up the juice and shock your testacles. They keep doing it and turning up the intensity untill you pass out from the pain or give it up.

 
ya, that and other stuff. iraqs gov't was horrible. ya, the glass things sucks. OH! I GOT ONE! make them listen to polka for a whole day, and have you strapped down while the polka association of america has a meeting!

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

 
i dont even get that whole glass rod thing.. im kinda slow...

-Ryan

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ice showers then having you reveald to a bunch of supermodels naked and having them laugh at you

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I like my ball hair,keeps them warm when i ski

 
^ha, thats funny. the glass rod thing: im guessing you are a girl, so here goes, they stick a thin piece of glass in your un-erecteddick through your pee-hole. when the hot girls dance around you, you get a boner, thus breaking the glass.you have broken glass all up in your schlong. think about it.

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

 
the worst one, is taking a hammer to ure balls, slowly tapping them, then harder and harder.

'when i first heard them, i was like 'oh my dad''-jesus

I think i'm going crazy...

 
worst torture is global warmings dude... no skiing

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
Put sand paper raped around a dildo or sumthin, and analy injegt at a rapid speed.. i donno thatr would suck

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
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