Best Tindr Pickup Lines

Just heading to the shops, need anything?

Wanna go halves on a baby?

You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl

Please don't masturbate while looking at my profile, thanks

My go to lines. Keep in mind tinder is great for trolling but honestly if you are not super attractive you will have better results in the club or meeting girls at the bookstore or whatever

The 80 20 rule is real
 
Make one up using information from their bio or make a pun with their name if possible. If they don’t have a bio then direct compliments usually work alright
 
You: How many planets are in our solar system?

Them: 8.

You: Only be 7 after I destroy urAnus.

I promise it works every time
 
First,

Find their twitter or insta.

Second(this is crucial if you don't find it then move on),

Find an R.I.P in the bio.

Third,

Say Your _(dead relative etc.)___ would be smiling down from heaven if we smashed ;)

If you can't find step two just say "I heard local milfs wanted to fuck me so what's up mama? ahaha
 
surprised this hasnt been posted yet..

Ill Nose press your box if you lipslide my rail?

Also talking to females in real life actually works too...
 
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