Best things to do while taking a shit

Yeah definatley fap. You gotta search the magazines on the rack for fap worthy images. Thats a task on its own.

Aha jokes aside, I usually look around the bathroom, prettending theres little base jumpers flying off of the shower head and stuff like that, and plot there course....... I also read, and browse the world wide web on the ipod
 
-breathing exercises

-contemplating how you're gonna seamlessly get back into bed with that girl in there

-whistle "who wants to be a millionaire" theme, count how many times you go through it

-put feet up on stall door

-reverse your position so that you're facing the opposite way... it's like giving birth

-pet the cat

-peel carrots

-do cocaine
 
How long does it take you guys to shit? I'm in the bathroom to drop the kids off at the pool not read a book. Shitting takes me a minute to two minutes top.

Probably because i eat mostly raw food that is high in fiber, but really? You have time to read? I think im missing something here
 
sometimes you gotta make time. sure you can always power out a shit in two minutes but you should really start slowing down and appreciate the time you earn in the bathroom if you can spare it. there's always a time and a place for a quick shit, but if you have nowhere to be, are in class, or at work...take some time to relax, reflect, and make your shit more than just a daily chore of a bodily function. shits are always a good excuse to simply go do nothing for a solid 5-20 minutes. it's time nobody can ever take away from you. cherish it.
 
This thread reminded me of a pic I took last year in the bathroom at scsu...
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sometimes i take my pants all the way off and sit facing the back part of the toilet and put my laptop up there
 
you've all got me so excited for my next shit... will definitely have to try spreading my legs to decrease wiping
 
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If you've never topped off your brainful of useless stories and factoids courtesy of the Bathroom Readers Institute I feel truly sorry for you. Uncle John is number one in the number two business.
 
I will try and imagine basejumpers jumping off my shower head next time i drop the kids at the pool. sounds like a fun idea
 
I just tend to take quick shits i guess lol. My brother said to me, "You are gifted with the ability of quick shitting".

My regular diet is all raw food uncooked food so thats gotta contribute. I'm not gonna complain though, there are better places to spend my time than in the bathroom
 
videochatting people is always fun

you can never go wrong with doing homework too its a good environment for homework
 
yeahh man, when I was a vegetarian my shits blew out like a rocket sled on rails. Now I got the beefshits and it's like shittin nails
 
get naked

tunes

read esquire

facebook

twitter

stare at patterns in the wall

yell at your parents for yelling at you cuz you're pooping
 
Kick socks offPlay sodoku

Browse NS

Watch youtube videos

Take notes (some of my best ideas come while on the crapper)
 
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