best thing to say to a break up victim

petek

petek

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ok, a few of my friends, both guys and girls are breakin up with there girlfriends/boyfriends. I usually go with that story 'ure good looking, so dont worry', 'there are other fish in the sea', and the most popular 'maybe it just wasnt meant to be'. As you can tell, these get tired out really quick. I'm gonna be a little bit serious here, and ask for other ways to make em feel betters that are different.

LOOK AT WHERE HER FUCKING MOUTH IS-my favourite pun of all time

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ha ha, you fucking suck, that bitch is to good for you you loser herpee filled cum bucket!

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Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
^how subtle

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everyone is entitled to the above opinion.

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'the bible is the most shoplifted book in the unted states' - Froggy
 
my above comment was intended for blindblinds

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everyone is entitled to the above opinion.

'the walrus is in the barn' - brad holmes

'the bible is the most shoplifted book in the unted states' - Froggy
 
just say 'meh, he had a small dick anyways,.... not that i saw it or anything...'

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'Herb the gift from the earth,

And what's from the earth is of the greatest worth.

So before you knock it try it first,

Oh, you'll see it's a blessing and not a curse.'
 
you'll get over it

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Hahaha Jen that was classic

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You plus me

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'stop whining about it you little girl, she didnt even like you'

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ok, how about something that wont make my friends try a suicide bombing in my house

LOOK AT WHERE HER FUCKING MOUTH IS-my favourite pun of all time

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***-retired
 
if they dumped the other, then just like agree, and support them, so they don't feel like they made the wrong decision

if they got shit on, then, just make it seem like everything will work out okay, andif they can't accept that, just be like 'oh, she just needed time apart' = she hated you, fag

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
make 'em some comfort food, if they're really whining......

like redbull ice cream floats or something.....

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*Official Skiier*
 
wow redbull ice cream floats sound sick, i have to try one

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me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

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pack them a nice deep bowl and give 'em a handle of jack and they should be cured by the time they regain conscienceness...if they do

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'FUCK YOU BITCH, YOU CAN JUST SUCK MY DICK'

''I didn't wanna fuck that kid in the ass 'cuz I'm a fag, I just wanted to let him know that he's a bitch!'' -LOKA$H
 
I can't think of anything serious, but if I could, I would post it since you asked for something serious and everyone is giving dumb answers. So, I hope that helps.

Would you like freedom fries with that?

 
show up at their door with a 40 of jd

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If its a girl give her a hug and tell her that she deserves better then him or that he doesnt know what he lost and just be her friend and just shut up and listen... oh ya and if she asks questions 'dumb' post break up questions always answer no with positive reinforcement... like 'no, ur not fat why would you even think that. you so pretty / gorgeous/ *just not cute BAD word* but ya... my guy friends were just there.. oh ya and just keep busy... like go out the movies together or whatever...

the best line i ever got from a friend after my bf and i broke up was 'thats so shitty... that poor bastard doesnt know what he lost!'

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i would go with laterils advice take them out and get them drunk.

They you dont have to think of anything smart to say cus whatever you say never works.

Go for Drunk.Thats your best bet

 
whatever you do don't cut up the person they were goin out with. because it's really uncomfortable when they get back together and your buddy (brother im my case) knows exactly what you think of them.

-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
 
pass him/her an acholic beverage...

hehe beverage

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Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
put duct tape around a bottle of advil, then tell them to drink your magic beads

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
Tell 'em what you need to, but don't use the 'I just want to be friends' line. In truth, you will never be good friends again (unless you hookup again).

 
i heard you're out like yesterdays tampon.

welcome to dumpsville. population: you.

you need to go out and have sex with basketball players and greek men.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

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