Best Snapple

What_A_Wookie

What_A_Wookie

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what is the best snapple ever?

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
didnt know guys drank snapple, gatorade is where its at

I cant spell so get use to it or il spork you to death

Member Number 10102
 
kiwi strawberry of course.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
that banana stuff. it had some weird name i forgot it though.

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''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''

-Mark Hoppus
 
regular is the best. but i prefer snappleapple when i'm high for some reason.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
i like the diet peach iced tea... or lemonade

'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil..'
 
raspberrype@ch nikka

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'she acts like i was supposed to stick around... and i told her FUCK THAT! this isnt elimidate' - yammaTom9

$$$$$$NWFT$$$$$$

STENCIL KREW

 
pink lemonade

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
 
i could live on pink lemonade

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
 
ewe, haterade...its all about the rasberry iced tea baby

I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
 
strawberry kiwi....mmmm

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
peach is good neow

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
dude, strawberry kiwi, its soo good, and the color is so.......pink.

'studies show that 95.83% of child molestors are gay'

-NiTeHaWk4787

 
i like the iced tea with lemon (i get it every time i go to quiznos subs) or the Lime Green Tea is super

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
word i would take strawberry kiwi any day and i also get free snapple caps from my neighbor so that i might win something cool.lasti won a cool snapple bowling ball. for sending in two hundred caps

 
when i went to colorado with my mom, we got four cases of diet peach snapple cause my mom is fat. it was yumlishious.

 
rasberry tea or mango madness

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(ross)

SRMC

cbf

'Im going extreme for jesus'
 
kiwi strawberry

we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman

no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor

 
all you mango madness peoples dont know what your talking about, its KEWI STRAWBERRY!

huck something
 
pink lemonade.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
im more of a fan of sobe, i dont really like snapple

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
snapple is the original and king

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
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