best skiers on rails rollerblade
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friedcheese
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no matter what rollerbladers do they will always be gay. Even if its a smooth slow cork seven of like a 40 foot ledge to a perfect landing they will still be homosexuals. So if your a rollerblader fuck you.
snow_pro_jibber
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For what nauseA said, yes i have tried, i used to blade for like 2 years. then i realized how gay it was and i started skateboarding
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joker
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skiing requires controlling large objects connected to boots on your feet in order to maintain balance and style while moving (in this situation, rails would be the appropriate setting)
unlike skiing, rollerblading does not require the use of large objects for movement, just a simple machine to move your foot witout walking.
rollerblading is like freestyle walking with wheels glued to your shoes.
freestyle walking has got to be THE most worthless trend ever started.
worthless trends are what hurt our society the most, just take a look at the atkins diet and the livestrong wristbands...
therefore, using sherlock holme's method of deductive reasoning: rollerblading sucks my dick and has nothing to do with skiing.
as one more added comment, the fact that rollerblades have grind plates to assit with locking onto the rail as opposed to using actual skill to lock a flat ski on a rail just further proves that one is for real men, and one is for people who like training wheels on their tricycles.
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unlike skiing, rollerblading does not require the use of large objects for movement, just a simple machine to move your foot witout walking.
rollerblading is like freestyle walking with wheels glued to your shoes.
freestyle walking has got to be THE most worthless trend ever started.
worthless trends are what hurt our society the most, just take a look at the atkins diet and the livestrong wristbands...
therefore, using sherlock holme's method of deductive reasoning: rollerblading sucks my dick and has nothing to do with skiing.
as one more added comment, the fact that rollerblades have grind plates to assit with locking onto the rail as opposed to using actual skill to lock a flat ski on a rail just further proves that one is for real men, and one is for people who like training wheels on their tricycles.
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this is the life God chose for me...
c-crew like what