Best Simpson Quote?

'c'mon, you know just what its like, your a grandmother!'

(Judge takes off wig)

'oh.... your a man..... yes and a very manly one too!'

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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
 
moe: (singing) Moe, Moe, Moe! How'd do you like me, How do you like me. Moe, Moe, Moe! Why don't you like me? Nobody likes me.

guy: (to homer) i'm goin to beat u on saturday.

Homer: yea, that'll be the day.

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Ski Season is here yo! another fine year of the white stuff

Ski-Unit
 
milhouse - 'i was watching...... well first it started falling over..... then it fell over.'

Homer - 'and theres the cigarette you burned me with.'

Brazillian Kidnapper - 'Ah yes... You slept like a baby that night.'

*all laugh*

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