Best Simpson Quote?

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'It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.'

'Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!' (looking at Uruguay on the globe).

 
The Simpsons are the best

'Having kids is great, you can get them to hate the people you hate, and they teach themselves, with the tv and all'

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
'Dad, I saw Principle Skinner and Ms. Crobople making babies, and then I saw one of the babies, and then the baby looked at me' Ralphie

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
'Dad, I don't think women want to be shot in the face' - Lisa in an very innocent voice.

'All I ask is that you let us live on your island and give us preferential treatment because of our immense wealth.' - Mr. Burns to Fidel Castro

'Yoink' - said my many simpsons characters

'The location of this location is classified.' - Gaurd outside Area 51A gates.

'I need a name that's cutting edge, like CutCo. or Interslice.' - Homer

'Itchy and Scratchy land, open for business.... Hello.... My children need wine.' - French guy

'I've been tenderized' - Homer

'Yay sleep. That's where I'm a viking.' - Ralph

'That is a big beer... I guess.' - Homer ater getting a keg sized beer can

'You don't happen to have a bathroom in there do you?' - homer to a street vender in NYC

'There's a fight on the ice. Both viewers must be very excited.' - Announcer at a curling game in Canada

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
'Me fail English, that unpossible.' - Ralph

Im gunna take your ticket and your virginity.

Oh yes yes, I love crack I'm absolutely CooCoo for crack
 
'ok, marge, im going outside....to stalk lenny and carl.....doh!!!

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
'There's your answer fish bulb' - Bart

Homer: 'Kids lets go home'

Kids: 'We are home'

Homer: 'That was fast'

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
The all time best one is 'Bagger by ass its probly just Millhouse.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
DOH!!!!

~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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'English side ruined, must use french... le grille, what the hell is le grille' or ' WHY MUST I FAIL AT EVERY ATTEMPT AT MASONRY' or theres that one where homer takes over the church by like praying for god, you know the one where he like gets down on his knees prays, and something happens, and you know how he ends up getting the rights to the church, and then hes like to lisa, ' This is an act of god' and shes says 'No dad i think this is more of an act of satan' well at least something along those lines

 
'it doesnt mean anything like ramalamading-dong or give peace a chance'

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'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
'homer you really have no desire to eat any of that food?'

'ood? im blind! agh agh!'

'whos gonna buy a diet pill that makes you go blind?'

'well let marketing worry about that one.'

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'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
'how are the berries ralph?'

'it feels like burning!'

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'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
'were after principal skinner.'

'yes arent we all errrr.'

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'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
'willie will be cookin his lean cuisine in your kilm tonight! hahahahaha!'

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'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
Homer:And the steak was very umm.... comon help me out here

Santas little helper:Chewy?

HoldFast
 
'why ya throughn tomatoes at yourself why ya throughn tomatoes at yourself?'

'your very question is faulty.'

'your faulty!'

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'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
'dancin away my hunger pains movin my feet so my stomach wont hurt im kinda like jeesus but not in a sacreligous way'

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'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
'no one made it out alive not even willie!' willie looks side to side suspicously

hahahahaha willie has no willie

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'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
'does dad seem a little dummer than usual?'

' me not notice.'

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'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
'taking care of these kids is a high only morphine can top. ya got any!?'

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'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
'is that my jacket?'

'your dad said it looked better on me.'

'my dad wouldnt do that.'

'i think i know your dad a little better than you do.'

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'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
write them all on one post... and

Ralph: 'theres a leprechaun in the sandbox that tells me to burn things'

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
 
Ralf

'I'm lernding'

Mo hanging himself

'If I knew it would take this long I would have put the TV on or something'

Homer depressed

'Beer, now thats a temporary solution'

Homer

'Now thats what I call parenting--I'm goin' to Mo's'

Jump off A Cliff

-Eric
 
moe- I didint think it would take this long. while trying to hang himself(homer killed death)

thier are countless

DOH!!!

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excuse me flow,

whats the soup de jour?

it's the soup of the day.

ummm that sounds good, i'll have that.

dark helmet : if there is one thing i despise it's a fair fight
 
my aunt is doing Marge voice`s in french!!!

Drink 1 BASE a day, Keep the doctor away.

Baseconcept.com

WWW.OAKLEY.COM

WWW.SALOMONSKI.COM

 
As Ralphie gets taken away by a wolf'Your breath smells like dead bunnies'

homer'i always watched tv when i was young and i turned out tv'

austrailian'You call thata knife, now this is a knife'

bart'thats a spoon'

austrailian'ahhh i see you've played knifey

spooney before'

' this is a indian casino, you have to blend in and talk like them, Hiy howare ya hiy howare ya'

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
'Good job nibbles. Now, chew through my ballsack' - Principal Skinner

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
'My skilled hands are busy' - Japanese chef

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
Dr. Hibbert ''Wow, I never saw someone do 4 heart attacks at the same time !!''

Homer ''Don't worry Lisa, I know what I would have done with those 12 000$''

Lisa ''heh Dad, 10% of 120 millions is not 12000 it's...'' ALARM ALARM !!

hahaha

Freeskiing is a lifestyle, and true skiers are the ones who live this lifestyle, not the ones who follow it.
 
'I dont need english class, im never going to England' -Homer

'When I grow Up i want to be a principal or a catapillar' Ralf

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Caleb (Previously switchrodeo5)

''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell
 
'you could be one of those tv magic queers.'

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'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
'lets rob the bank, give the money to the poor, rob the poor and shoot the money!'

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and soon to be a member of the ANP

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMMING AGAIN THIS WINTER BABY!!!!REPRESENT
 
ralph: this is my sandbox......... i'm not allowed to go in the deep end.

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I always thought Bush steeze was when you go huge, then drop bombs on everyone watching you.

--west
 
Simpsons are the best ever, thats why i have ((wigum) that spelled right?) for my icon

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
MMM 64 slices of american cheese.

-homer

MMM unexplained bacon

-homer

Bart with 64,000$ we'd be millionaires! We could buy all sorts of useful things like...love!

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I wanna be a anarchist.

 
*As Homer is in Burns' office spraypainting 'I AM HOMER SIMPSON' on the wall, burns turns on the light and says...

'Who the devil are you?'

 
'hmm.That's good plastic expolsive'- Sideshow Bob

Matt

Member 2912

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks

you guys on the east have mountains yet?-CJ

wut do micheal jackson and mcdonalds have in common?

they both put 10 year old meat in 10 year old buns

 
homer finds a waffle stuck to the ceiling and said that he thought it was god or something. then he eats it and says'mmm, sacrilicious'

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
 
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