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vaginal chainsaw massacre

The act of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then having rough intercourse

Bukakke

Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy

and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial

moisturiser

T rex tits

A physical condition most commonly affecting females of short stature

and large bust size. The combination of short arms and enormous breasts

leads to the woman's inability to pick up objects without knocking them

over with her breasts.

 
theres the good ole bird bath.
where you piss in her ass and then whip it with your dick seeing how much you can make the over flow splash.
great times.
 
the chewbaca (sp?)

right before you know ur gonna get some head, shave ur pubes and keep the shavings in ur hand while shes givin u head, than when u nut in her face, throw the pubes in her face and slap her so she looks and sounds like chewy hahaha
 
angry dragon or abe lincoln (..which seems to be exactly the same as the chewbacca, but a defined beard, not just a random assortment of hair)
 
rusty pirate is by far the best

"he act of whacking someone in the eye with your penis after anally

fornicating then kick them in the shin so they hobble around and squint

like a pirate."

 
dog slide

fuck her doggy style while riding her down the steps

harry houdiny (sp?)

fuck her doggy style looking out a window with the lights off pull out let a friend slip in and go and wave to her from the window

texas taco

shit in between her tits put some of your favorite condiments on there and let her eat it

dolphin cry

do her in the vagina and quickly move to her asshole and hear her squel

i know more just cant think of them now...
 
Aligator fuckhouse

A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!
 
The screaming seagull:

Put sand on your dick when you're having sex on a beach

The dutch rudder:

Have someone else masturbate for you by pulling your arm back and forth while you hold on

The (real) houdini:

When you're fucking her doggy style pull out and spit on her back to make it seem like you already came. Then when she turns around blow it in her face and yell "GOTCHA BITCH!"

And look up the pink sock on your own. I don't feel like describing it.
 
the double dutch rudder. its totally not gay. you are only touching your own dick.

hahahaha

and i liked that bukakke one. ahahaha.
 
isnt that when you pull out of her butt too fast and pretty much turn all that shit inside out?

this ones really fucked.

the yosemite sam.

shoot her in the head and fuck the bullet hole

the vacuum cleaner.

do her from behind then grab her arms and legs and stand up so her face is against the ground so she makes funny noises like a vacuum.

the strawberry short cake

cum on her face then punch her in the nose and rub all the blood around.

im not fucked up...these are just big in my school

 
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