Best School Experience

word, its a bitch, i've only driven on it like 3 times (still gotta drive with the parents but i passed my road test, just havent turned 16 and a half) and i already dont like it, haha. i cross it every morning going to school though, im sure you know what im talking about, right where greeley is. now that intersection is a reallll bitch.
 
yea dude i hear ya, but if you dont like driving on there, dont ever think about driving on the garden state parkway. its filled with bad NJ drivers who are always either trying to pass each other doing over 80 or driving 15mph under the speed limit cuz theyre asian or old. nice thing tho is that if you get a clearing, you can do like 95 and no one will think twice because that is the norm for us... just gotta look out for the po po (i suggest investing in a quality radar detector when you get your license... saved my ass so many times)
 
freshman year this sophomore snorted a shitload of nutmeg cause ig enough makes you trip, turned out she was allergic to it and passed out during homecoming dance.

My friend last year (junior) shit in a party cup and just left it in the hall right before classes got out, it was chaos, after like 15 minutes some teacher picked it up.

This year, a freshman girl and sophomore guy were fucking in a bathroom stall, and another sophomore guy in the stall next to them heard it going on, took a picture over the stall, and everyone got kicked out of school.

just last week, at a grad party this guy was telling a story, when the drunken slut of our grade is walking towards him. He doesn't know shes coming and in his story he hits someone, so he fakes his punch and drops this girl to the ground. hilarious. then the girl got into a fight with her friend a few hours later. Then that friend was getting with her fourth guy of the night and he puked on her hahahahaha.

We always storm the court at pep rallies and the staff gets super pissed and people always get hurt.

But the best was the last day of school this year for the seniors (im a senior). We have a barbecue in the lot before school, and its customary to stay out the whole night before and go to school still fucked up. I got like 2 hours of sleep, pounded 5 beers in the parking lot, and smoked two bowls on the sidewalk down the street from school with a black guy i havent talked to since sophomore year. I was pretty visibly drunk at school, best day ever.
 
exciting.......hm well lets see, couple kids in juevy, i live in 1 of the top 10 most expensive cites in my state/us, and hate it. im not rich, my parents dont make over 100,000 a year, the marginal income for my city is 300,000. its all doctors and shit

bunch of rich fucks, go around and keyed 3 cars completely last week, (seniors keying junior cars) we are talking new cars too, like keyd so there isnt a pannel that could be salvaged, and keyed windows, hmmm no pregnant chicks, 98% graduation rate, and other stupid shit, i hate my town and 95% of the people in it

exciting?

this school year- 1 student death (nov), 1 suicide (3 weeks ago), 1 teacher suicide (feb)- because he was accused of showing porn to a student, he was the music teacher, needless to say the case was dropped after he killed himself and tapes were released of his 911 call, sad.

85% of the seniors drank on the weekends, according to a poll

nothing exciting, but we got a full fleet of dodge charger cops in the neighboring city, lame sauce
 
i mean i can handle the saw mill, its just two lane and narrow and im a fairly new driver and shit. i once went on a beer run with some senior, we went to pleasentville at night with the top down on his jeep, i was fucking freezing and this kids going like 85. it wasnt fun, haha.

but yeah, any drivers besides NY drivers basically suck... my did drives a stick in the city, like drives up peoples ass, gets into like 4th gear driving crazier than a taxi, like you think he'll blow through a red light or rear end someone but he stops on a dime. hes actually an amazing driver, he makes me sooo nervous though when he drives in the city.
 
dude keying other kids cars for fun? not cool man.... only do that to douchebags who fuck with you, not for the hell of it
 
dude i was driving in the city for the first time like 3 weeks ago and you really dont realize how bad the taxis are until your driving. its insane how they just cut you off and have zero regard for safety... plus it doesnt help when your on the main avenues and theres like 5 lanes with no markings on the road and its like a big clusterfuck of assholes cutting each other off
 
All our men's bathrooms got closed except the one with a camera outside because people were spitting chew in the sinks and vandalizing them.

Also, there's one stairwell in our school that goes up to the second floor and down to a small basement/storage room where only the janitors go every once in a while and two freshman got caught having sex in the bottom of the stairwell under the stairs. I'm not sure if this part is true, but someone said the first clue that led a teacher to discovering them was that a teacher smelled fish while walking down the stairs.
 
ahh, thats why i love NY. you go to florida and you wanna shoot people in the head because you can't get anywhere, at least the taxis keep traffic moving. my dads nuts when he drives in the city, i dont understand how he does it...
 
i didnt do it, but these kids that got it deserved it, my schools filled with assholes, today during my rec league ball game, 17u, we were tied, 7th inning, bottom, bases loaded, 1 out, and needed a hit to win, their shortstop, one of the kids who got keyed, started cussing at our base coaches, then cussed at our team, who would have fucked him up, prick of a foot ball playing dick hole, he was calling out this kid who is 5'10 160lbs and is the quarter back at a private school in my city, who would have fucked up his shitty 6'2 200lb ass, so quick, then we get the hit, he rips his jersey in half, throws his hat at his team mates, the crys off the field, gets kicked off his own team by not only the coach, but the team players, and then throws a temper tantrum to the parking lot, fuck my stupid town!
 
The entire state of Wisconsin has Chargers, sorry to bust your bubble. Hahahaha.

Law enforcement is just gradually switching over to them all together.
 
just after this past school year i finally convinced my parents to let me switch from catholic schools to public schools and now im stoked and dont have to be told that everything that is fun is horribly wrong on a daily basis
 
like I said I've had posts deleted before about these kind of stories. But I will stop but dont think that im out of tragic fucked up stories from my town.

The said thing is people dont realize how bad it is around like someone will get robbed or what not and people still dont lock their doors and such its stupid. We have full security/fire system in our house and I have all of my guns in my bed-room with my 20 guage pump kept loaded, not that im a puss but im just ready. Last year someone broke in to our enclosed motocross trailer and stole just over a grand of moto gear brand fucking new gear I was pissed.
 
Yeah Ohio sucks in general eh?

What town again?

That's terrible about the teacher man.

Yeah I go to a school filled with rich BROS who drink all the time and then claim it. Sweet. Basically going to be frat faggots in college.
 
how is that stupid? People get broken into all of the time and if it happeds to me when im home I have no problem defending my property and my life even if I have to kill someone
 
in grade 10 so like 3 years ago i coll story hansled my math teacher and nobody laughed or anything but then i was at a party this summer and a kid who was in that class kind of a loser kid was at the [party came up to me and said "harry remember that day you cool sotry hanseled ms. dymock?" "that was the most under appreciated funny moment in all of my classes" and that made my day
 
becuase i did rememebr that day i remembered it very well this dumb teacher always told the most pointless stories from her childhod and random shit and i thought the cool story hansel couold not have been used in any better situation but i said it and the class just went silent and i felt like an idiot
 
My schools really stupid. Nothing ever happens other then occasional fight. Probably the best thing this year was when our gym teacher yanked this kid out of his car because he was speeding threw the junior lot and started screaming at him.
 
hell yeah westchester is one of the riches countiens in the country. they have chargers down here too and where i'm from in ny. so serious
 
so this kid in my class pisses all over this freshman kid's football pads. the freshman gets his brother to fight the kid in my class. the head football coach and teacher at my school who is freaking jacked tries to break it up, the freshman's brother punched the teacher right square in the face thinking it was a student. the teacher grabbed him by the neck and threw him in the wall and was aboout to punch him, until he realized he would have gone to jail. the look on the kids face as he thought he was about to get decked by a behemoth of a man is something i'll never forget.

i saw 1 mexican girl beat three white girls in a fight,

me and my friend ran for student body president against these 2 like preppy super spirited and involved kids and pwned them in the election because we put posters and stickers everywhere saying that barack obama endorsed us and for our speech we just had make it rain come on and we threw fake money everywhere while a midget in one of my classes rode around on a small bicycle with a flag with our names on it.

there have been like 10 girls who have had pictures of their boobies going around, and one girl with a video of her giving some guy dome.

a couple weeks ago while i was eating lunch in the quad, everyone started chanting "do it do it!" and i had no idea why. i looked over and saw a really fat black kid standing on top of like a 5 foot column. the big fat black hid did a backflip off it. it was epic.

my favorite was this kid at graduation who wanted to hide a dove in his gown and release it and let it fly away after he was handed his diploma. he was unaware that the dove's wings were clipped, and when he threw it in the air, it fell and died on the stage.
 
yea we got those here in reading. we obviously need something to spend useless tax money on
 
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