Best Rap line

"That's why I fucked your bitch you fat mother fucker"

"

Baby wait a little while, you said your jaws was hurtin'

So I turned out the lights and closed all the curtains

But when you closed your eyes I put my balls on your cheek

Cause I'm wide awake and can't fall asleep

Now lick it"

"...yo weekly, monthly and yearly

until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly

that I'm down with the capital C-P-T

Boy you can't fuck with me

So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck

Cuz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck..."

"

Nigga fuck that Gin and Juice (Hennessy)

Just Pour a nigga a glass

Hennessy, that dark shit (That's right)"

"...With nuts hangin from the city

Where the bangers be bangin... "

 
Pretty much any line from any song off of Illmatic is nasty

Inhale deep like the words of my breath

i never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death

i lay puzzled as i backtrack to earlier times

nothings equivilant to the the new york state of mind
 
who that man in the black sedan with two cheap hookers and a mexican

bumping white lines sipping warm coors lite

mickey avalon call me mr. right

i dont know nothin about nothing so dont ask nothin

cause i only be talking out my ass

gettin paaaid for rhymes like these

and i never even learned to say my abc's

mickey avalon
 
Let me do my job girl dont make it easy for me

Tomorrow morning make my eggs with onions cheesy for me

Can You Work Wit Dat- The Fixxers (as made NS famous by the steptbi9 timberline edit)

 
And don't answer back 'cause this's hard shit to follow

and you can't spit nigga so you obviously most swallow

Masta Ace

"Acknowledge"

Disposable Arts
 
slug-

"And when the soul begins to reap, I think she'll know me from the sleep

I keep caught in the corner of my bloodshot eyes

And if she has the nerve, to let me dump a couple last words

I'm gonna turn to the earth and scream "Love your life!""

p.o.s.-

"half these cats stagger

lack the simple common sense to put one foot before the other"
 
I treat every day like it was game seven in overtime

Born to shine, at home, and over border lines

I seen this kid that used to hold dimes, loadin' a nine

Said that he's rollin' in crime, and it's blowin' his mind

Got radio stations, pumpin' one minute sensations

They wanderin' aimless, with no destination

Claimin' they amazin', but nobody's movin'

If that's what you call game, man your plays need improvin'

The crowds booin' and your the crumb of the year

I see you holdin' your hand out, but I got nothin to spare

You must be buggin' like Chekov with that thing in his ear

Instead of running your mouth, you should be running in fear
 
I'm on the block posted up like a mailbox
slangin licks on, the grind, puttin money in my socks
a legend in the hood for gold grills and poppin seals
a icon on the mic for showcasing my verbal skills
I'm in the club posted up wit some gang bangas
still flippin a ol' school candy cadillac on swangas
I got a styrophome white cup full of that drank
lookin for that dank, my hustle game sharp as a shank

Sittin sidewayz-paul wall
 
thats easy-e bro, but yeah that songs got sick lyrics.

i like this one too:

i work the pen to make the ink transform,

on any particular surface the pen lands on.

j5, whats golden.
 
you got rags and i got riches you're just jelouse my hair looks better than you're bitches
_ wild and out FTW
 
Cath me if you can when im dippin form the cops-Jody Breeze catch me if you can

With a screwed up hook that went

Stack that cheese

Something, Something, Something...

Stack that cheese

Mother, Sister, Cousin...

Stack that cheese

He couldn't think of nothing...

Stack that cheese

He turns down the beat, Writer's block and peads-Lupe Hip Hop Saved my life
 
orrrrrrr

i will suck you off
chock me with you're cock
blow it on my face
you're load i want to taste

(no homo) funny fucking song
 
I'll add a few more...

"Three cheers for beer

and forever steerin' clear of the car crash

That always seems to come with your bar tab

'Cause cognac

should come with a hard hat

Just for when your flight nosedives and you run into tarmac"

"When they came out mommy gave me a glance

That said 'man can love an angel but he's gotta take the chance'

Already knew the deal, I lit one up and walked

So they got back in they Oldsmobile, belted up and took off

Thug love on the corner by the Walgreens

Lookin' at me like I'm just another square Saltine

As I got closer I noticed they showin' each other

Sketches out of they notebooks reminded me of my old roots"

"Cuttin' in the lunch line, whatchoo thinkin' dawg?

I'll stab you dead in your eye with a Lincoln log"

"Lone gunman who candidly flips fly foes

Single-handedly, with one eye closed"

"Fuck winnin' within the in-crowd, how I'm insane

Rappin' from Hell's summit, deffer than Helen Whats-her-name

Fuck the fame, sayin' I'm better, hectic mic fetishes

I'm the motherfuckin' king like Oedipus"

Songs:

Louis Logic & JJ Brown - Morning After Pill

Atmosphere - Always Coming Back Home to You

Cunninlynguists - Thugged Out Since Cub Scouts

MF Doom - Go With the Flow

Typical Cats - Take a Number

Yes, I'm very bored..

 
Yo, I preach through my raps

God is watchin me I still reach to my strap

Broads is watchin me they wanna leech to my trap

Tha Jesus Christ on my neck reach to my lap

I teach you to rap in my Sunday School

These bitches get a one day rule

You gotta fuck be Monday, cool?

Or she gotta stroke a stick like the hun play pool

If not you gotta walk like a runway fool

Catch me in the moon shine or the sun ray jewels

If you keep sayin your prayers maybe one day you'll..

..be blessed like me 'til then keep stompin in your Air Force O-N-E-S Nikes

They should make scriptures wit my flows

I'm the young Bishop Don Juan that stripped ya for your hoes

So if I throw a dollar at ya scream Hallelujah

While I grab the neck of my robe and pop a collar to ya

Church

Fabolous "church"

Just to get by

Nigga I sold coke, nigga I pushed lah

Carried a fo'five

Claimed I was ready to die

Promised never to cry

Held it all inside

Reality was too much to take so I

Kept my mind fried

Slept for most of mine

Soon as I closed my eyes

Then I woke up behind

thinkin either i load up these nines

Or blow up with rhymes

cuz this flow of mine's like blow up on lines of coca

And your folks think Hov' just wrote stuff to rhyme

Nah, I'ma poster for what happened seein your moms

Doin five dollars worth to work just to get a dime

So pardon my disposition

Why should I listen to a system that never listened to me?

Picture me working McDonald's (uh uh)

I'd rather pull a mac on you

Sorry Ms. Jackson but I'm packin

Jay-Z "get by" remix

Rap music is something ain't it? The way these pictures is painted

You swear these niggas is dangerous, the gangsta shit they be saying

Lock em up in the booth with a half ounce of that cannabis

Sit back, and watch the outlandish shit they portraying

But, soon as you see em they freeze up like in museums

Them statues, you like, "Is that the dude, that said he was gonna (pop you)"

Niggas get running before you finish ya sentence

And then they back to riffing, when they off at the safe distance

You like, you was just here, you disappear like magicians

In thin air, I'm like damn, nigga at least keep it consistent

I hear you baiting me lately, I been doing my best just to stay hater free

Still watch what you say to me

Sooner or later I take you up on your offer

And put you all in ya place like I'm replacing ya father

You talking, to the author, the architect of The Blueprint

My DNA in ya music, muthafucka you stupid?

Jay-Z "watch what you say to me"

I love the lord

But sometimes it's like that I love me more

I love the peace and I love the war

I love the seas and I love the shore

No love for no beach, baby that's lore

But she doesnt seed, therefore I spore

I trip, I fall, run up in raw

I love her with all my heart

Every vein every vessel every bullet lodge

With every flower that I ever took apart

Lupe Fiasco "The Coolest"

i put that knife in ya... take little bit of life from ya

am i frightenin ya? shall i continue?

i put that gun to ya, i let it sing you a song

i let it hum to you, the other one sing along

now it's a duet and you wet when you check out

the tech-nique, from the two teks and i only need two lips

to blow just like a trumpet you dumb shit...

this is a unusual musical i conductor

you looking at the black warren buffet so all critics could duck sick...

Jay-Z "Threat"

and Nas puts together some crazy shit... like...

There comes a day in your life when you wanna kick back

Straw hat on the porch when you old perhaps

Wanna gather your thoughts, have a cold one

Brag, to your grandkids about how life is golden

So I will light a cigar in the corridor of the crib

Pictures on the wall of all the things that I did

Nas "Forget about you"

 
listen bitch im a tough act to follow, suck my dick and heres a nutsack to swallow

swollen members- "watch this"
 
I love to crunk, so what. plus I'm gangsta enough

To piss in pimpin kids pimp cup. rack again and pump it up

How bitches still get fucked, ni**az just want a forty and a blunt

verses, wu tang meets Indie culture album

we go s-t-u-p-i-d

when we go to the club we dont need ID

everywhere we go its a party yall

we gon get it crackin like the mardi gras

haha

go stupid- mac dre
 
Light another dub,

Bitches get scared when niggas start fighting in the club.

Ain't nothing but a g-thing, baby it's a g-thing,

Bounce like you got hydraulics in your g-string,

I fuck a different bitch seven days a week,

Hit the switch, watch it bounce like a Scott Storch beat.

the game-lets ride
 
when I throw my clip in the AK, I slay from far away
Everybody hit the D-E-C-K
My slow flow's remarkable, peace to Matteo
Now we smoke weed like Tony Montana sniffed the yeyo
That's crazy blunts, mad L's
My voice excels from the avenue to jail cells
Oh my God, I'm droppin shit like a pigeon
I hope you're listenin, smackin babies at they christening
 


This is the shit you dream about with the homie steamin' out

Back-back-backing them Beemer's out

Seems as our plans to get a grant

Then go off to college, didn't pan or even out

We need it now, we need a town

We need a place to pitch, we need a mound

For now, I'm just a lazy boy

Big dreaming in my La-Z-Boy

In the clouds of smoke, been playin' this Marvin

Mama forgive me, should be thinkin' bout Harvard

But that's too far away, niggas are starving

Ain't nothin' wrong with aim, just gotta change the target

I got dreams of baggin' snidd-ow the size of pillows

I see pies everytime my eyes clidd-ose

I see rides, sixes, I gotta get those

Life's a bitch, I hope that I make her over, though.

American Dreamin- Jay-Z

 
Two of the greatest first verses ever... both from the illmatic.



"It aint hard to tell"

It ain't hard to tell, I excel, then prevail



The mic is contacted, I attract clientele




My mic check is life or death, breathin a sniper's breath




I exhale the yellow smoke of buddha through righteous steps




Deep like The Shinin', sparkle like a diamond




Sneak a uzi on the island in my army jacket linin




Hit the Earth like a comet, invasion




Nas is like the Afrocentric Asian, half-man, half-amazin




Cause in my physical, I can express through song




Delete stress like Motrin, then extend strong




I drank Moet with Medusa, give her shotguns in hell




From the spliff that I lift and inhale, it ain't hard to tell




"Life's a Bitch"



Visualizin the realism of life and actuality




Fuck who's the baddest a person's status depends on salary




And my mentality is, money orientated




I'm destined to live the dream for all my peeps who never made it




cause yeah, we were beginners in the hood as five percenters




But somethin must of got in us cause all of us turned to sinners




Now some, restin in peace and some are sittin in San Quentin




Others such as myself are tryin to carry on tradition




Keepin the schwepervesence street ghetto essence inside us




Cause it provides us with the proper insight to guide us




Even though, we know somehow we all gotta go




but as long as we leavin thievin we'll be leavin with some kind of dough




so, and to that day we expire and turn to vapors




me and my capers-ll be somewhere stackin plenty papers




Keepin it real, packin steel, gettin high




Cause life's a bitch and then you die



 
AotP has some dope ones... Apathy is the shit.

"I'm a top dollar pharmaceutical block scholar

Pop my collar like a bionic rotweiller

Molecules dissolve, I pass through walls,

Solidify on the other side, grab my balls"

Fucking laughed so hard when I figured out what was going on here.
 
oh my sig is ill too

"on a platinum yamaha

got the engine gunnin

fuckin throwin it up like liquor on an empty stomch

vrooooooooooooom(thats the sound of a motorcycle going by)"

change the game-jay z
 
"But am I less holy

Cause I choose to puff a blunt and drink a beer with my homies"

Tupac- Ghetto Gospel



Yeah, I told y'all niggaz

about god damn takin' them hoez to the Teacake Factory

Lettin' them hoez order strawberry lemonade and popcorn shrimps

They ain't goin' do nuthin'

but try to take all your motherfuckin' cheese! (Yeah!)

Outkast- we luv deez hoez


 
"To all the ladies in the place with style and grace, allow me to lace these lyrical douches in your bushes."

Biggie
 
money in da bank, shawty what ya drank-lil scrapp

but actually

raw ima give it to ya, wit no trivia, we like cocaine straight from bolivia-wu tang clan
 
im strapped like a book bag-lil wayne

i get brain every day im a know it all-wale

dont drink crystal no more just pour it on white bitches heads-lil wayne
 
If I had to describe the way I survive its like vice squeezin

The reason I'm black and still breathin

Heathens will breed heathens so

Everybody's suspect I must check your ID

Cuz you lookin sheisty you might be intelligence

Someone that Del's against

Opposite or positive

When I drop the law against nature be faithful

-Del
 
And as he licked her thighs I saw that glint in her eyes

The wristwatch upon her waist it had him hypnotised

Then she kissed him goodbye, threw me a smile and a grin

My reply cut thin by my hand wiping my chin

Walked to the bar as the tender looks right through me I said

Excuse me, he replied in tones as if he talked about me not to me,

He said welcome to the Sentinal, I hope ur stay is perpetual

We serve drinks and broken dreams but no edibles

-hilltop hoods
 
"do you know what it feels like, loving someone thats in a rush to throw you away?"

-Enrique Iglesias

nuff said...
 


For cryin out loud my style is wild so book me

Not long is how long that this rhyme took me

Ejectin, styles from my lethal weapon

My pen that rocks from here to Oregon

Here's Mordigan, catch it like a psycho flashback

I love gats, if rap was a gun, you wouldn't bust back

I come with shit that's all types of shapes and sounds

And where I lounge is my stompin grounds

I give a order to my peeps across the water

To go and snatch up props all around the border

And get far like a shootin star

Cause who I are, is dim in the light of Pablo Escobar

Point blank as I kick the square biz

There it is you're fuckin with pros and there it goes

Ghostface Killah in protect ya neck

 
"Obnoxious till they shoot me on the day I retire"- Immortal Tech

Cash, Rules, Everything, Around, Me

C.R.E.A.M.

Get the money

Dollar, dollar bill y'all - Wu Tang Clan

Drug dealing just to get by

Stackin money till it gets sky high

(Kids sing, kids sing)

We wasn't supposed to make it past 25

Joke's on you we still alive

Throw your hands up in the sky

And say we don't care what people say -Kanye West

And incidentally, when I googled the wu tang lyrics, the first one that came up was a Wyclef Jean song that jacked the C.R.E.A.M. chorus from wu tang clan. I've never heard the song, but I hate it when other rappers say CREAM in their songs, it just proves that they can't think of their own rhymes. But Wyclef Jean? Fuck that.

 
Lupe Fiasco - Dumb it Down

I'm fearless

Now hear this

I'm earless

And I'm peer-less

That means I'm eyeless

Which means I'm tearless

Which means my iris resides where my ears is

Which means I'm blinded

But I'mma find it I can feel it's nearness
 
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