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**Sex Is Good

Sex Is Fine

Doggy Style Or 69

Just For Fun Or Getting Paid

Everyone loves Getting Laid.

**Roses Are Red

Violets Are Corny

when I Think Of You

Oooh Baby I get Horny.

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pennywise the clown lives in my closet
 
“let us celebrate this new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk� – Homer

“well I only saw them from the back because they were so busy gang probing you� – Homer

“Kids don’t beat me, I beat kids!� – Homer

“Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy! All day!� – Mitch Hedburg

“I don’t have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that!� – Mitch Hedburg

“I don’t want a large Farva, I want a goddamn litre of cola!� – Farva

“For your eyes the best tonic is chronic!� – Dr. Hibbert

“I’d just chew through the leash, I bet it tastes a lot like a bible cover!� - I can't remember where it's from but it's good stuff

“Wait a minute, I just had an idea so brilliant my head would explode if I even BEGAN to know what I was talking about…� - Peter Griffin (Family Guy)

“We could start our own game where we throw ducks at balloons and nothing is as it seems� - Homer

“It’s not my fault, liquor drunkened me!� – Homer

“fine, if you want me I’ll be in the car, driving home� – Homer

“Well I’d love to stay and chat but you’re a total bitch� – Stewie (Family Guy)

'Just once I'd like someone to call me sir without adding, you're making a scene!' - Homer
 
My sig, those are the best!

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
'You behave with a lady by making love to her if she is pretty and somebody else if she is not.'

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
'dude, you gotta be quiet, my mom, her ears, they will get you dude'-my friend stoned

'hipoperoptipop' - my other friend stoned

 
'dude im doing this because i love you'- my drunk friend holding a knife to his neck

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
party hardy rock and roll drink a 40 smoke a bowl

were all stoners we've got class fuck with us we'll kick your ass

stoners live and stoners die but in the end we all get high

so if in life you dont suceed fuck the world and smoke some weed.

I am a skier.
 
line69....awesome

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you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weed? oh thats some crazy shit man...there's a dude in the bushes! has he got a gun? i dunno! RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO
 
You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug.

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
your a bitch with an itch....

ahh yes thats one of my own

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PeNnYwIsE tHe ClOwN LivEs iN My ClOsEt..

..~*..::Beckster::..*~..
 
'clothes make the man, naked people have little to no influence on society.' -Mark Twain

'People are stupid... mostly...' -my dad

'It's great to be an American... in a Japanese vehicle' -a friend

'I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time, it's detachable...'

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

 
'Most of our imported goods are coming from outside the united states' Pres. George W. Bush.

'I have set the standard for children in schools, and I have achieved that standard' Pres. George W. Bush

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
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