BEST PROTEST SIGN EVER

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i heard on a radio station that at a war protest in seattle there was a sign that a guy was holding that said 'The only bush i trust is my own'

does anyone know of any good protest/election/picket signs that they have seen?

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
 
thank you....

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
 
it wasnt that funny i guess but its the best protest sign that i have seen

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
 
i saw a BUCK FUSH one on cnn

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-Dave O'Neill

Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
 
lol thats good.... he sux at talking.... my friend always pretends to be bush and make fun of him hes like 'the person who wrote my speech for me spelled i am cool wrong... they spelled it

g-a-y...., kinda sad but yeah...

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
 
any kind of sign or anyhting its ok (election, protest, anything)

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
 
im not a fag my friend said that...

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
 
haha, yea some signs are odd. the one that was weirdest here in burlington, vermont yesterday was 'bush, you can suck my cock'. WTF?!

I tend to stick to the traditional 'make love not war' stuff. it gets the point accross....

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there was a pic in the paper of one guy holding a sign that said 'morons ahead' pointing at a bunch of anitwar women protestor people a block past him.... i thought it was funny

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Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

> Drunken frat boy drives country into ditch.

> Bush/Cheney: Malice in Blunderland

> Who would Jesus bomb?

> War begins with 'Dubya'.

> Bush is proof that empty warheads can be dangerous.

> Let's bomb Texas, they have oil too.

> How did our oil get under their sand?

> If you can't pronounce it, don't bomb it.

> Daddy, can I start the war now?

> 1000 points of light and one dim bulb.

> Sacrifice our SUV's, not our children.

> Preemptive impeachment.

> No George, I said Mac Attack.

> Frodo has failed, Bush has the ring.

> Look, I'll pay more for gas!

> He is a moron and a bully.

> It's the stupid economy.

> Draft Richard Perle. (Richard Perle is a notoriously right-wing Bush

>adviser)

> Draft dodgers shouldn't start wars.

> War is sweet to those who haven't tasted it (Erasmus).

> Pillow fights only.

> Our grief over 9/11 is not a cry for war.

> Different Bush, same shit.

> Stop the Bushit.

> 'Just war'/just oil.

> You don't have to like Bush to love America.

> Bushes are for pissing on.

> Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld: the asses of evil.

> Stop the excess of evil gives figures for the multibillion-Dollar

>defense budget.

> $1 billion a day to kill people -- what a bargain.

> Consume -- Consume -- Bomb -- Bomb -- Consume -- Consume

> What's the difference between me & God? He might forgive Bush -- I

>won't.

> Smush Bush.

> America, get out of the Bushes.

> It's time to trim the Bush.

> Pro-lifers: Wake from Bush's propaganda spell -- war kills innocent

>children.

> Don't make me come back here to a peace rally again.

> Disarm Bush too.

> Big brother isn't coming -- he's already here.

> Empires fall.

> An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind (Gandhi).

> Impeach the squatters.

> Mainstream white guys for peace. (Sign held by three mainstream-looking

>white guys)

> Hans Blix -- look over here.

> Let Exxon send their own troops.

> Curious, George? -- get a clue.

> Destroy Florida. It could happen again

> There's a terrorist behind every Bush.

> How many bodies per mile?

> SUV owners roll over for terrorism.

> We can't afford to rule the world.

> War is so 20th century!

> While you were watching the war, Bush was raping America.

> Don't waive your rights while waving your flag.

> Leave Desert Storm to the desert.

> Drop Bush not bombs.

> Bush is to Christianity as Osama is to Islam.

> I asked for universal health care and all I got was this lousy stealth

>bomber.

> America's problems won't be solved in Iraq.

> War is NOT a family value.

> 2 sided poster, one side has a picture of a chubby feline, with the

>words: GOOD FAT CAT. Other side has a picture of Cheney, with the words:

>BAD FAT CAT

> Colorfully dressed drag queen carrying a sign that says: I am the bomb.

> Picture of the peace symbol: back by popular demand.

> A picture of Bush with a red-stained upper lip: Got blood?

> A picture of Bush saying 'Why should I care what the American people

>think? They didn't vote for me.'

> A picture of Bush saying 'Ask me about my lobotomy.'

> Beneath a picture of Osama bin Laden dressed as Uncle Sam: I want YOU to

>bomb Iraq.

> Beneath a picture of a menacing soldier pointing his rifle/bayonet

>toward the viewer: 'Say it! One Nation under God. Say it!'

got all that in an email

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mattster333-whats a safety grab somebody explain to me plz

MSRC_Freestylist-safety is ur right hand grabbing the outside of your right ski

k2skeepimp-nooo,hes wrong, safety grab is when you give yourself a big hug so u feel safe

mattster333-u sure?
 
i saw one that said:

God Hates Fags.

and i thought of SUpilot.

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how bout

BUll

SHit

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how did canada get its name? they drew letters out of a hat..

C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
 
oh, and rsd....i liked the first thing even if no one else did

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how did canada get its name? they drew letters out of a hat..

C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
 
Bush, it takes a village idiot, or Bush, because democracy is boring

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it appears everyone likes to bash dubya. why not bashin saddam for awhile? hmm...20,000 kurds gassed in a matter of days? yeah the US has absolutly no business in there eh?

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RSD, you're a fag...

...I'm not your friend so this means you really are, right?

Protestors must be among the stupidest people on this planet.

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wow here’s a good one 'Appeasement worked in the 30's'

protesters piss me off because they just say no and offer no viable solutions

 
Im not protesting against the war! i just dont like bush thats all....

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
 
thank you Dynarider. to anyone protesting the war, go down to your local barracks and watch the troops packing up and leaving for the middle east. i had to see a couple of friends do this. try protesting infront of them!

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Rob aka 'Raab'
 
how about a cartoon that shows a picture of US WW2 soilders in a landing craft about to storm normandy, with the caption 'hey guys, the invasion to liberate france is off, we're gonna try to negotioate and send in more inspectors'.

'You're gonna die clown, I alone am best!!!', my friend at 12:30 at night, hyped up on caffine, after convincing himself he was the worlds deadliest sniper.
 
just cause your friends lives are in potentially more danger doesnt give any right to the war. For all we know, Bush may have put America in much more danger than he would have if he stayed silent. Sleeper terrorist cells DO exist.

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hey pag you caught on fast there didn't you...

I'm just wondering how many of you know that the anti-war cololition was formed just DAYS after the sept 11th atacks in 2001? To me that seems a little fishy, Hmmmm.... Think what you wish but Protesting in these days is a joke, no one listens, I for one turn on the tv and laugh that someone spent there whole day outside for nothing. (oh and getting on TV doesn't mean anyone other then the people there care).

 
Alot of people are protesting just to protest and are just jumping on the bandwagon. In Cali, a few of the rallies have been set up by the communist party, and dumbass people start protesting with them just because they want to protest, not knowing what they are protesting for! Then the communist party gets to say that they have however many thousand people at their rally and should be recognized as their a new seperate party. So be careful people who are out protesting.

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Rob aka 'Raab'
 
I saw an American pro-war protestor with a sign that said 'France sucks'. How original!

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'Kun niin moni Jenkkipressa pantu ruumispussiin,

niin pliis seuraavaks zoorz kaksoisvee bushhi.'

 
yea phrosty, to bad she isn't better looking. If she was that picture could really go places.

 
lady in ny had a sign that said ''boobs not bombs''

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
Golly, Mr. Prins, I guess you're right, it sucks to see people spend all their time and work for nothing *cough*midwestskier.com*cough*.

Yo freestyle101... ever consider the fact that peace protesters are trying to save the lives of U.S. troops?

To anyone who wishes to read it: A viable war alternative:

Don't wage a war against Iraq. Continue inspections, drop sanctions. Allow Western influences into the country, allow US companies to exploit the market. 'Free' Iraqis diplomatically and economically... don't 'free' them by killing their sons, daughters, mothers, and fathers in a war. Protect the lives of Americans in the future by soothing our relations with the Islamic world. TREAT THE CAUSE, NOT THE EFFECT. Terrorism is not caused by Saddam Hussein building weapons of mass destruction and giving them to terrorists; terrorists are normal people who are raised to hate our country and beliefs, either because of past grievances or current. Remove the reasons for hatred, and hatred will end.

A final note: anyone who believes that calling someone 'gay' constitutes a valid argument should stay quiet.

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Kamikaze ripped this thread apart so I didn't have to. Thanks.

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No he didnt. He restated things that have already been said in an orderly fashion.

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Wow kamikaze, your post was really deep at the start. I know we’ve always butted heads but it doesn’t mean that midwestskier was a waste of time. Matter of fact it’s been something I’ve enjoyed doing in my spare time and I know of at least ten to fifteen people who enjoy the outcome that talk to me on a regular basis, so for me it’s been worthwhile. Not to mention the side business I’ve been getting writing code and helping my friend set up a server so we won’t have bandwidth/cost issues like ns does. But lets not get into that because it doesn’t matter.

I actually like the idea you suggested. The only problem with it is Saddam and he rules with an iron fist over his people. He feeds them a steady diet of propaganda (all tv and newspaper are gov’t run and owned) and is in near total control of what happens to his people. To ask someone who has that much power to give it up is one thing. To have them truly give it up would be nothing short of a miracle. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been praying that we wouldn’t have to go to war and now that it’s started, that it would be quick and safe. Last thing I need to have happen is to have a family close to me end up in pain because of the war. But do you understand that regions like these take time to adapt capitalism, Russia after the fall of the communist regime is a prime example. There economy is doing better now this it was during the cold war and I doubt anyone would say the people are worse off now.

~paul

 
Check out this one thing on a sign i saw: 'Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity' .... kinda lame, well really lame actually, but interesting..... sorta.... nevr mind this poast if fucken gay, and u just wasted ur time reading it.... tough break huh.

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