The other night me and some buddies were at the bar, this dumb bartender was flippin bottles all night and finally dropped one which fucken shattered all over the plan. As she was bending down to clean up all teh glass, by buddy grab the katchup and smeared it over his eye and down his face. When the bartender was done he looked at her and was like I fucken eye is killing me, she went white and started flipping out. He keep saying my eye you cut my eye (making this huge scene). The bartender started to cry, teh manager came over and was like I should fire you to the bartender right away.... (I was laughin so hard.) My buddy fessed up and told them it was fake... The manager was laughin so hard he gave us a free drink. The bartender was not happy with us.