Best prankphone calls ever...
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Poormansvault
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If you have 3 way calling, call 2 different people and put yourself on mute...some conversations are chill, and they just talk for a while and split. The good ones are when the people flip out and start yelling and shit.
soulskier
Active member
a friend did this to another friends once
Joe:Hello, this is your local Alltell agent, Steve, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?
Jordan:Yea, no problem
Joe: Do you have any complaints so far with your wireless plan?
Jordan: No
Joe:Have you had a ny problems getting reception in any areas of Northern michigan?
Jordan: once when i was in the UP it cut out for a few minutes, but other then that no real problems
Joe: ok, one last question and i can let you go
Jordan: SOunds good
Joe: Do you find me sexy???
Jordan:what the fuck?!?!?!
*click*
Joe:Hello, this is your local Alltell agent, Steve, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?
Jordan:Yea, no problem
Joe: Do you have any complaints so far with your wireless plan?
Jordan: No
Joe:Have you had a ny problems getting reception in any areas of Northern michigan?
Jordan: once when i was in the UP it cut out for a few minutes, but other then that no real problems
Joe: ok, one last question and i can let you go
Jordan: SOunds good
Joe: Do you find me sexy???
Jordan:what the fuck?!?!?!
*click*
CanadianSkiGod
Active member
Ok, honestly, that Social Security call was hilarious... This is a transcript of the best parts (I'm bored).
Dr: "This is Dr. Cinamama Zhibo from Social Security, informing you that we will cut your check down to 250$ due to recent events like the hurricane and gas prices.".
Barbara: "Oh no y'all wont, better tell those hurricane people to get a job"
Dr: "How could you say that about those hurricane people, they are trying to get back on there feet, so shut up and be a good american"
Barbara: "Shut the fuck up, there is no such thing as being a good or bad american, and I'm not even an american, I'm just a person living in America."
Dr: "Well I'd be a bad american for slapping your ass..."
Barbara: "Well I'd be a bad american for fucking you up
Dr: "You can't even touch me, I'm from the Buddah tribe, SHALALALAL"
Barbara: "Shut the fuck up, I don't care about no fucking tribe, I'm from the kickass tribe"
Dr: "I am trained in the art of spear, you will not touch me. Your check will go down 250$
Barbara: "If it does I'm going to slap your ass until it goes back up."
Dr: "You're not getting your check motherfucker."
Barbara: "Well I'll skin your ass like I skinned that catfish last night.
Dr: "I'm from G-Unit... Dr.Cinama Zhibo from Nigeria. You will respect me. I will come to the Alabama and slap you if you don't."
Barbara: "Hobo your way up here with the gas, fuck the gas, what you need gas from, you're from the tribe!!!"
Dr: "Why don't you meet me downtown, at the radio station!"
Barbara: "What fucking radio station??"
"Prank call!!!"
Hilarious.
Dr: "This is Dr. Cinamama Zhibo from Social Security, informing you that we will cut your check down to 250$ due to recent events like the hurricane and gas prices.".
Barbara: "Oh no y'all wont, better tell those hurricane people to get a job"
Dr: "How could you say that about those hurricane people, they are trying to get back on there feet, so shut up and be a good american"
Barbara: "Shut the fuck up, there is no such thing as being a good or bad american, and I'm not even an american, I'm just a person living in America."
Dr: "Well I'd be a bad american for slapping your ass..."
Barbara: "Well I'd be a bad american for fucking you up
Dr: "You can't even touch me, I'm from the Buddah tribe, SHALALALAL"
Barbara: "Shut the fuck up, I don't care about no fucking tribe, I'm from the kickass tribe"
Dr: "I am trained in the art of spear, you will not touch me. Your check will go down 250$
Barbara: "If it does I'm going to slap your ass until it goes back up."
Dr: "You're not getting your check motherfucker."
Barbara: "Well I'll skin your ass like I skinned that catfish last night.
Dr: "I'm from G-Unit... Dr.Cinama Zhibo from Nigeria. You will respect me. I will come to the Alabama and slap you if you don't."
Barbara: "Hobo your way up here with the gas, fuck the gas, what you need gas from, you're from the tribe!!!"
Dr: "Why don't you meet me downtown, at the radio station!"
Barbara: "What fucking radio station??"
"Prank call!!!"
Hilarious.
ski8990
Active member
when I was 8 I prank called my grandpa trying to sell a vacum cleaner cause I thought he would know it was me, but he just goes "NOT INTERESTED!" and hung up.
This other time recently I called my bosnian friend and his dad picked up and I just kept pressing buttons on my Mr. T saying toy that says the good ones. It was funny cause he was having a real conversation with the thing. It was like "hello"
"shut up fool"
who is this?
shut up fool
who is this?\
First name Mr, middle name period, last name T
why are you calling me?
I pity the fool
what?
shut up fool!
you shut up!
shut up fool
fuck you!
This other time recently I called my bosnian friend and his dad picked up and I just kept pressing buttons on my Mr. T saying toy that says the good ones. It was funny cause he was having a real conversation with the thing. It was like "hello"
"shut up fool"
who is this?
shut up fool
who is this?\
First name Mr, middle name period, last name T
why are you calling me?
I pity the fool
what?
shut up fool!
you shut up!
shut up fool
fuck you!
jea_killa
Member
Heres another one i found, it is a guy using the Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard on ebaumsworld.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/arnold-prank7.html
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/arnold-prank7.html
jea_killa
Member
sorry but this phone call is to funny to not post. Another kid useing the Dr.Phil soundboard.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/myspaceprank.html
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/myspaceprank.html
public_enemy720
Member
good story, you should tell that at a party and see what happens
cdnskigirl89
Member
I called my grandma, saying that I was the CIA and the canes ladies (they help her in her apartment) that they were selling crack to the elderly and she would have to be questioned, it was the funniest ever!!