Best prank u pulled, want to

my friends dad (who is like now 60 or so) used to hallow out an apple and fill it with goose poop and then give it to his teachers

he also used to buy boxes of choclates and eat all of the good ones and then get bars of soap nd cut them to the right size and then dip them in choclate and then sell them at school for like a dollar apiece

its classic and you make some money

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-my little sister
 
that would suck soap eating man oh man shitting bubbles.

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turtles can breath through their butts.

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These aren't really pranks.. but when my dad was younger, about 15, he would take m80's and put them in the sewer and one time it blew up the street and the guy across the street got wicked pissed, obviously. Then he took his younger sister, my aunt, and put her in a grocery cart and pushed her down a veryyy rocky, steep hill and she broke her arm. She wasn't THAT young, about 13 or something.

East coast skiing - Sunday River
 
what a bitch

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Puke in a bag, seal it up good, lie it flat in the freezer till it's solid. Then wait for a hot day, and find a car in a parking lot that has it's window cracked 1/2' then take the flat frozen puke out of the bag, and slip it into the crack above their window. It will thaw and leave puke on the seat of their locked car!

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i tpook a huge diareha in the teacher s sandwhich and she ate and was all over her face and noone told her eabout it.

-O M I

Ten Pin Bollers Cult

 
yeah, she definatly didn't taste the shit. and i bet she couldn't smell the sandwich either.

East coast skiing - Sunday River
 
the truck one is wrong..u have to stop at a truck stop at night..cuz truckers leave their lights on in front and the truck running...pull up right in front of it....yell TRUCK!!! hit the horn and w/e and then someone in the back hits him

im gonna try the freezing shaving cream one...

but this isnt a mental prank we did to my boarder friend...we were at his house for awhile b4 going to cory's...and we see he's got shannon diadio (super fucking hot ass chick) on his buddy list so we tease him about it..cory starts talking to her as him..he told her he was gay...but we told ricky that we said he was in love with her and stuff....so he got ticked but got over it...then we get to corys rick gets on cory's computer...so say..'damn rick what did i eat..i gotta shit bad man' i pretend to go to the bathroom..but instead i go to the spare room with another computer...i make a new screen name thats almost exactly like shannon diadios and message ricky...i start telling him how my huge boyfriend was gonna kick his ass,i told him who he was with what hes doing,where he was..what he did that day and stuff...then i said my huge bf was gonna come kick his ass...we thought he was gonna cry

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I tried the truck one with the pillow on my brother. At our cabin we have one of thos huge flashlights for spotting deer, and I think we ruined it by laughing so hard...he was soo tired and way too disoriented to get the joke...but the intent was there. This is definitely one of the funniest threads ever.

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heres one my friends and i did. Almost a year ago i stole the spare valet key to my friends audi and he never noticed so i kind of forgot about it until a month ago. then one night me and a couple different friends blew up literally 250 balloons, bought wrapping paper, confetti and lube. then we sent two people as a decoy to go with him to a mall at night and he parked his car in the big parking structure. 2 kids and i then came in my car and spent litterally 2 hours putting confetti in all the crevices of the car (ac vents, on top of the sun-blocking mirror things, glove compartments...), filled his car with every single ballon so it was like exploding with them, wrapped streamers around all the seats and jazz, then put lube on the underside of the door handles and wrapped the entire car with wrapping paper. then we hid in my car (with tinted windows) and waited for him to come out and filmed the entire thing, soooo funny. he still doesnt know it was us, but he will find out when we put the footage in the senior video for the end of the year. and if gaurds try to stop you , you can just tell them its his birthday and youre giving him surprise.

I'll try to find the pictures and put them up, theyre on a cd or something somewhere

 
my uncle pissed in his teachers coffee once he didnt get caught. he also took a shit in the library and put a book over it he got caught for that one. a bunch of my teachers had him and said he is a legend at the school.

Nicole

 
i wanna buy a bunch of those small mice at the end of the year, and then let em go when classes get out and laugh as all the chicks shit their pants. need to be covert tho. i heard that the frozen shaving cream works good

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i wanna buy a bunch of those small mice at the end of the year, and then let em go when classes get out and laugh as all the chicks shit their pants. need to be covert tho. i heard that the frozen shaving cream works good

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i wanna try doing the cow upstairs thing but i have no clue how to get a cow.

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one day at college, our friend came over to our place to Wake us up for college. The momment he walked up the steps we poored water on him from the bathroom window and Then As he opened the door we covered him in flour. It was so funny.He looked like a china dol. And he was supposed to go to class after. None of us ended up going.

 
we blew up a porty potty right next to the main entrance of the school, and it caught on fire and shit went all over the main entrance. school got closed and the 'fbi was investigating some leads' said the paper.

this year we're gonna let 100 garden snakes loose in the school

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i saw this thing on tv where these kid were being interview because they stole a bunch of bee hives from a bee farm and put them in the school then out glue in all the keyholes to the door going into class rooms so people were stuck in the hallways. but they got caught.

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i saw that same thing

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last year someone hit a skunk on the way to school, stopped, put it in a garbage bag then put it in the main hall.

Me and my friend want to get the district letter head and font and write a fake resignation letter for the principle and mail it to every kid in the school

If you have a 1380 SAT and a 86.71 GPA... what does everyone say? Not good job, not 'O wow, thats awesome!' No, they say things like 'You are an underachiever'

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'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'

 
supossedly if you put eye drops in somebodys drink, it will make them shit uncontrollably. its like superpowered ex-lax. never tried it tho.

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me and my buddies wanted to do this to shock people: not very far away fro my house there's a bridge and a place to leave your car. on the bridge there's always a lot of traffic which is important for that one. so we figured to take an old carpet, roll it put sticks in it to attach old shoes on them. on the other side you need to put cap or a hat or whatever to wear on the head. then you'd just need to put it in the back of ya car and drive to the chosen place (for us that would be that bridge i mentioned). put on a beany and sunglasses then get out of the car, open the back, take out the fake corpse, walk over to the other side of the bridge and throw the whole thing down to the water.

tune out everyone in the crowd because now its just me and you come fall in love with the sound
 
me and this guy shot hella ppl in d.c. we just hidin thiis white van, it was hellatite. we used these pimp ass sniper rifles.... then i went to court.

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^^ hopefully no one here knew anyone in thatshit..ifu did srry

the snozberries taste like snozberries
 
did this one in college, broke into asshole down hall's room on fri night before long weekend (he went home) took off cover of heater and layed filets of haddock (10 pounds) on heater coils and buttond it all up, cranked heat, went home. brrrrrruuuuuppppppppppp!!!!!!

at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls
 
holy shit, this is pretty mean, but its classic, just stick a thumbtack in someones seat, the lil' metal ones, theyre like impossible to see and it hurts like HELL!!!

 
OK, all these pranks are good and nice, but last year, my friends and i pulled the ultimate prank EVER. Ok, so the entire year of 7th grade we hated everyone at our school so we wanted to get back at them at the final assembly. We went down to a harware supply store and bought some glass ball bearings about 3-4 mm in width. We scattered them on the linoleum floor of the room. Now the best part about this is everyone was supposed to run in for the graduation. Running in was part of the graduation ceremony. We stood back and laughed as person after person slipped and fell on the ball bearings. A couple people got broken bones but they never caught us.

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a couple years ago these dudes graduated from high school and they threw cheeseburgers at the cops and school and got busted and had to go to jail. it was pretty funny. and one time they FILLED a room w/ ballons and put 2003 bouncy balls all over the skool. there were some other good ones but i cant remember

Skiing, its so damn hot right now

ITS 30 BELOW AT MY MOUNTAIN AND ITS ABOUT 15 BELOW AT MY HOUSE!
 
where do I begin...

Last year several of our senior class dismantled a volkswagon beetle and carried it piece by piece over the roof of our school and reasembled it in the schools courtyard...it was about a month before the janitors got around to edstroying it and moving out the pieces.

There was also the time my friend whose dad owns a body shop drove their tow truck up to the ski hill. We found this kids car park in one of the closest spots, so we hooked up his car, moved the no parking sign over a bit and towed his car a couple miles down the road to the highway...then we took his spot.

of course there is always the peeing in a powerade bottle.

This one time my friend was juggling gas soaked dirt clumps in his hands while they were ignited, so we grabbed some cups of gasoline and threw them on him...that was hilarious...he was all runnning around covered in flames screaming, 'I'm on fire, I'm on fire!' Good times.

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wow i dont believe this thread is still goin, well i pulled some pranks last week, first off it was 3 am so we drew penis's all over my friends face aiming at the mouth, covered him in shaving cream, and went back to sleep, he woke up we went upstairs hes crying like a pussy, my friend a dumbass puts a plate of shaving cream on the floor to open the door to him, he walks out fucking covered, kicks the plate onto the walls fucking whole stairwell is covered, were sitting there at 3:30 cleaning a fucking wall, i go back to sleep wake up with a glue covered condom in my face, my hair all cut up, i go up watch 1 hour of oldschool , watch another hour of bad boys 2, its not 7 go back to sleep walk home at 10, slept from 10 am to 6 that night, it was fuckin crazy, good times..

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cutting someones hair in their sleep would be awesome.

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prank - Get some masking tape or a peice of ducked tape. Stick under a tap so that half of it covers the spout where the water comes out. When somebody turns it on it should spray them in the face or lower mid section. Works best with people in khakis.

'There are tough players and nice guys, and i'm a tough player' Fischer
 
we do that on drinking fountains at school

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my buddy of mine and I during spare at school stuck tacks through duct tape and stuck those to the back of people lockers, when they all came to get books for next period thye were pricked. It was cruel but funny.

Justin the Hick
 
here's a few good ones:

=If you work at a company with cubicles and a shipping department, then saran wrap shut the opening to their cubicle and fill it with packing peanuts. Classic.

=A friend of mine goes to a school where all of the classrooms are upstairs, and there is no elevator. Some seniors bought three pigs in the last week of school and spray painted #1, #2, and #4 on the three pigs, and carried them up the stairs to the 2nd floor of the school, and greased them up. Because the front legs of a pig are so short, they are unable to go down any long set of stairs, let alone slippery linoleum ones like at schools, so the pigs were stuck upstairs. School was cancelled for the first day because they were busy looking for the non-existant pig #3, and school was cancelled the next day because THE FIRE DEPARTMENT had to bust out a window and herd the pigs down a fire truck's ladder!!! HILARIOUS shit.

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^ thats what i want to do but im afraid it is to obvious and they will know that there is no non-existent pig or whatever.

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i was just going to mention the pig prank..

at are school we use to have 'pep rallys' every month. One month we decided to have some fun. So three of us dressed up in, a cow suit, a gorrila with a pink tutu, and a chicken suit. During the middle of the pep rally we ran in and took the mic from the speaker. we started rapping, beatboxing, and breakdanceing. When the security gard got close we ran out of the Gym to a van waiting outside. One kid is fat, and was too slow, he got caught. In the end they found us out, everyone involved got 10 days suspention. You get expelled for 5 days if they catch you with drugs!! And they got 10

 
a school near mine did the pig prank, i was thinkin about the pep rally thing, my school does the same thing, and we have a mascot a bulldog,i was thinking about dressing up and beating teh shit out of the dog, that would be funny as hell, lol nice

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whena a guy friend is passed you...punch or kick ur friends assshole so its gonna be sore the next morning...take a gigantic black condom and put it on a pencil...and lodge it in his ass..video tape him wakeing up the next morning

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yeah but you like it.^^

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by the way i did not make that up....but itd be pretty damn funny...i remember hearing that in the gondola sex thread like a year ago

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some of these are great...

oh yeah 1000th post, i'm a god

anyone wanna trade movies for my brand new session 1242 or RFA?

'the messenger goggle is so cool even my friends who snowboard think they're cool'-john symms
 
haha.... ok i got a good one... kill a cos and dump it off a over pass.. onto a truck.

Might as well.
 
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