Having only ridden center mounted skis that are made to be center mounted, this may be bullshit. Wouldn't center mounting a ski that's not supposed to be mess up the way it skis, even if it is used for pure park? You wouldn't be turning/carving on the right parts of the skis. Plus, center mounting TMs, one of the best all-mountain twins available, would be a travesty. It wouldn't be fair to the skis.
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