Thank god you're just trolling.
Some many people actually hide pipes and weed in the glove box when driving. And also keep all of their registration info in the glove box. Then they get caught when they pull it out to give the cop.
all cars are different. I used to hide mine under my seat, there were weird cords and shit all over, you couldn't see it or get your hand in there unless you knew where it was. Technically you could keep it in a bag anywhere and it doesn't matter, roll down your windows when smoking in the car, don't drive like a tool, be smart if you get stopped. No problems.
And at least get a pouch for your bowl. You can get a bigger one and fit and 8th in with your pipe. Or get a coke can stash safe for joints small pipes and small amounts of nugs