Best place for sex on the slopes?

HAHAHAHA!! THE MAGIC CARPET! please dont say that! i get to run that lift saturdays

-Randy

The NS Festival at Blue was great! Lots of fun..
 
roof of ski school lodge

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
do it while skiing down the run

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
search forum for a thread called air sex

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
nu uh, k2-- its an rat infested shack, in the middle of the woods, on the side of the best fucking trail on the mountain. :)

SKI, SEX, AND FUCKING ROLL!!

*When you call my name it's like a little prayer

I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there

In the midnight hour I can feel your power

Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there*
 
on a table, so everyone can see you

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'the pressure builds and builds and i begin to contemplate shitting in a water bottle if i don't make it. i decided that was not an option cuz i wasn't gonna shit in my own bottle.'

pipe_munky
 
definately on the gondola, but best would be just the two of you on a tram, then u got alllll the space u could want

 
definately on the gondola, but best would be just the two of you on a tram, then u got alllll the space u could want

 
definately on the gondola, but best would be just the two of you on a tram, then u got alllll the space u could want

 
definately on the gondola, but best would be just the two of you on a tram, then u got alllll the space u could want

 
in front of the little kids in ski school...

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My Reason For Drug Abuse
 
car in the parking lot, seems the most comfortable/clean, but we all know half of you are dirty bastards

LD CREW REPRESENT!!!
 
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