Best Pickup lines

gravitybytes

gravitybytes

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- What has 74 teeth and contains a dragon?

-What?

-My zipper

the best is my friend John's

'I'm a gas station attendant by day and a train conductuer at night. I'd like to take you on a ride to Passionville. Population: You and Me.' (sad thing is I've actually heard him say it too a chick, and it worked)

 
this one is good, you to girl: I have a watch with an amazing function, it tells me wether or not your wearing underwear. And right now your not wearing any.

girl: yes I am!

you: o wait, its an hour fast

 
heres a little poem i wrote to say when u ask out a girl

Roses r red

Violets r blue

I forget the rest but i think ur really hot

and i wanna fuck u

Hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?

 
mom mom told me that girls like you make guys like me turn into stone and right now im feeling something hard

 
-Hi. Do you have AOL?

-Yeah.

-Can I have your phone number?

-Dan

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I need two pairs

Representin' in the 3-1-5

'I you can see the band-wagon, it's to late to get on.'
 
-I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

-Are you a vet? (no) well you just made my pussy cum(for girls only)

-You've been a bad girl, now goto my room!

'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
 
is your dad a baker

why

cause you have some nice buns

that shirt is very besoming on you too of course i would be coming if i were on you to.

Gotta Love The Midwest
 
u say: u wanna go get sum chinesse food then go back to my place to fuck

she says: no

and u say: o u dont like chinesse?

-or-

i lost my teddybear will u sleep with me?

-or-

can u suck a golf ball through fifty yards of garden hose?

Oompa
 
nice legs... when do they open

did it hurt?

did what hurt?

when you fell from heaven

you're hot

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
 
"If i flip this coin, what are the chances I'll get head?"

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
look at a girl across the room and get her attention then get her to come over using the "come here" finger movement, when (or if) she comes over say: "i got you to come over here with one finger...imagine what i can do with two"

-winn

EPIC productions
 
or start off with 2 fingers and then say "imagian what i can do with this" while pointing at your penis.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
man i wish there was a mirror around so you could also see the most beutiful thing in the world. works for me.

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
are you from tennessee? because your the only

ten-I-see

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Fucking Hot Dog!

*NS SKATEBOARDERS*

 
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