Best Pick Up Lines

spyder1

spyder1

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just wondering what pick up lines other people use.

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

I AM CANADIAN!!!

 
I AM CANADIAN always works with me!

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Great Movie Quotes:

Look at the funbags on that hose hound-Harry-Dumb and Dumber

I desperatley want to make love to a school boy-Loyd-Dumb and Dumber

The Chiles Babyback Ribs Theme Song-Fat Bastard-Austin Powers in the Spy Who Shagged Me

The Dick and Boob Sequence-Several Citizens-Austin Powers in Goldmember and The Spy Who Shagged Me

 
can i see your beaver?

I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
 
if i were peter pan, you;d be my happy thought.

they melt everytime ;) hahaha

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SkiboardMagazine.com
 
I bet you've always dreamed of being with a 17 year old

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

HIGH NORTH SESSION 5, who's with me?

 
There's another thread about this that's 4 pages there, if you want a good read.

my favourite is the skiing classic, ''I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail''. Hilarious.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
although funny, I don't find pick up lines work all that well unless the girl is incredibly slutty. 'hello' or 'how's it going' have always worked best for me. That being said if you just want to have some fun it's always interesting to lay lame pick up lines on girls and see what they have to say. haha, on a semi-related note, my sister gets hit on all the time so she's taken to responding with a really creepy 'I see dead people' the looks on the guys faces when she says that are some of the funnier things I've ever seen in my life.

'Just once I'd like someone to call me sir without adding, you're making a scene!' - Homer
 
i gotta use that skiing one. it will take them awhile to get it, too.

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man there's this midget that goes to my school and whenever we party he always gets tossed.. then he gets grumpy - hoodratz
 
the best line from Jim Morrison

I'm Horny, I'm Stoned.

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man there's this midget that goes to my school and whenever we party he always gets tossed.. then he gets grumpy - hoodratz
 
is your name visa cause you're everywhere i wanna be

Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out

love and peace
 
well if ur like me, i dont even need a pick up line cuase im so damn fine

we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman

no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor

 
There's some commercial that has this guy walking buy this girl and offering up the worst pick up lines...the way he states them is absolutely hilarious. Such as 'Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?' or 'Are you from Memphis, becuase you're the only ten I see.' Haha...good shit.

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.

 
and then she head butts him when her date stands up to punch him... hilarious

'God invented tity bars so I could have a place to go get tities rubbed in my face whenever I want.' -Rob

 
misty7's favorite:

'hay baby, have any diseases...?'

'...want some'

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(ross)

SRMC

cbf

'Im going extreme for jesus'
 
Fuck, I am retarted...buy should be by...not that it matters...fuck.

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.

 
i think the way you delever the pick up line is key. example: out on the boat we see a boat floating around w 4 hot girls sun bathing on it so I tell striderMG to roll on by while i'm out on the wake board I ride over nice and close and yell 'hey baby how you doin?' I know they loved it, they always do

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
i have a 16 in penis

Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
 
AROUND

Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
 
how do you like your eggs? i prefer mine unfertilized

dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
 
^thats the sickest thing i've ever heard....^

that'll get you in her pants in no time

Funny Bundy Quotes:

'Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?'

'Remember our motto: We ain't got it.'

'We all have to live with our disappointments... I have to sleep with mine.'

'People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision.'
 
'hey baby, i gotta give u a parking ticket'

'why?'

'cuz youve got FINE written alllllllll over you'

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

 
is your name snapple? cause youre made from the best stuff on earth

dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
 
im no fred flintstone but i can make your bedrock

are you irish? - cause my penis is Dublin

how do you like your eggs in the morning...scrambled or fertilized

is your dad a juicemaker? cause your veryfine

i was outside the other day looking at the stars, and matching each one for a reason i think your so great...but i ran out of stars

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
hey, want to go halves on a bastard?

'If she floats than she is not

A witch like we had thought'

'Like most babies smell like butter

his smell smelled like no other'

'She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars,

And leave a blanket of ash on the ground.' - Kurt Cobain
 
The best pickup line ever is,

(u walk up to a hot girl and say)

Escuse me young lady, we have reason to beleive you have a penis. We have to investigate immediately.

C-Man
 
that shirt looks very becoming , but if i was on you i would be coming too

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'

acholcol makes me its bitch
 
your also 12 brentharlen.

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'uh-oh! weve drawn judge schnider.''is that bad''well i kinda ran over his dog''oh dear''well replace kinda with repeatedly, and dog with son'
 
haha buuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn

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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels

hoodratz47
 
So.. I got a new guinea pig

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
Do you believe in love a first sight or should i walk past again?

Your dad must be a baker cause you have a nice set of buns

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

I AM CANADIAN!!!

 
the star one is corney but cute... the consensus in the other thread was that the best pickup line was 'I Ski.' I must say I agree...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

NoTeefa (In a conversation about the new Harry Potter Movie): 'it's almost orgasmic...'
 
I lost my teddy bear...can I sleep with you?

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wahhhhh lalalalalalaa

 
^ That reminds me of one...

I lost my number, can i have yours?

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Team Fresh
 
hello love, u prefer swiss or american cheese. no matter what u say, if it's english accented, they'll go for u

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
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