Best Pick up lines!

[Ehh...]

Skier related one,

If you were a song, I'd put you in a ski edit?

Yay or nay?

 

[churchill]

yay dude!!!, try it out on some sexy biz and see how it goes... dumbass

 

[Spic-N-SpaN]

I pooped in my pants, can i get into yours?

 

[k.thompson]

wanna know how i know im gonna sleep with you tonight? cuz im stronger

 

[Crispy.]

threads

 

[Nooschoolers]

Get In.

Yes I have 30 doll hairs

 

[SeanTom]

Did you fall from Heaven? Because that explains why your face is so messed up.

 

[nikkib.]

wanna play titanic?

when i say iceberg you go down.

 

[Anathema]

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[Travapple.]

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?"

 

[wait.what]

I've Ot some skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?