Best Pick up lines!

[bardissono]

kind of bored with the whole not being able to ski thing so for comic relief, post your best pick up lines on this thread.

 

[1337]

hi, I sit online all day and make stupid, pointless posts on ns. Wanna fuck?

 

[Darth_Veeder]

it'll work every time man!

 

[Craze]

at least your an honest man.

 

[COrider]

knocks em dead

 

[pigglywiggly]

do you happen to know if youre my second cousin? cause if you are, lets fuck and have inbreed babies

 

[Darth_Veeder]

Would this be accompanied with shots?

 

[Craze]

that only works if she feels sick to her stomach

 

[bitchezluv=]]

EEERRRBOOODDYYYY

 

[Nathn]

My dick died, can I bury it in your asshole?

 

[Isabelle]

"shotgun!"

"on what??"

"on you'"

 

[bitchezluv=]]

want to play house? you can be the door and i will slam you all night long

 

[TheDude]

nice shoes..

wanna fuck

 

[1337]

 

[DERS.]

psh.. like that would work

 

[Lwaghorn]

hi, im a fisherman. i smell fish coming from between your legs. mind if i go fishing?

 

[theabortionator]

It works brilliantly. Guaranteed to work 90 out of 50 tries or your money back.

 

[Mtougas]

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

 

[messplay]

"Excuse me, do you have the time?"

You: "Do you have the

energy?"

 

[Isabelle]

"i hope you like animals, cause i’m a beast"

or "Hi I'm bisexual" hmmm but that prbly only works if your a girl haha

 

[Parrish]

^

Also

Does this rag smell like Chloroform?

or

Does this taste like roofies?

 

[BenWhit]

hahaha i watched that guy last night

 

[Lemuel]

Best thread to repost? There are tons of pick up line threads in NSG, LM, and ask a girl

 

[bitchezluv=]]

if i were a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed

 

[nickyp]

ahahahaha what?

 

[pCletus]

if we were squirrels could i bust a nut in your hole

 

[Waldo-]

1337- hopefully no one has their volume all the way up

 

[eastcoastplanker]

i had mine up...it scared the shit outta me hahaa

 

[illadelphlife]

"hey wanna makeout"

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

you're ugly, but you intrigue me

 

[Hemulen.]

how about no need for pickup lines?

/claim

 

[.Asain-Skiier]

love it.

 

[.Ben]

that would most definitely work if a hot girl said it.

 

[Piste.Off]

how do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized?

 

[asapCferg]

this would work on me in a heartbeat

 

[hurrisun]

ever been to nebraska?

 

[prometheusprime]

its not gonna suck itself. It actually worked for me once.

 

[Krizzle]

-Did you eat luck charms for breakfast? because you look magically delicious.-Is your mother a baker? because you came out a cutie pie.-Do you work at AT&T? because you're raising my bar.-Are your legs tired? because you've been running through my mind all day.-Are you good at making pies? because you can make my banana cream.
Only ones I can think of right now.

 

[[-mvee-]]

are you from Tennessee? because your the only 10 i see.
and
did it hurt? "did what hurt?" ...the fall from heaven.

 

[BenWhit]

are you a pokemon? cause i wanna peek-at-chu (pikachu)

 

[EC-Skier]

haha hell yeah.

and the pirateone, "drop your panties and prepare to be boarded"

 

[DlX]

Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a FOOTLONG.

Wanna fuck?

 

[leahey]

Didn't Lil Jon get butt raped?

 

[Alex_G]

fuck off your thread is gay

but this shits fucking weird

 

[SlimDunkin.]

hey girl if your vagina was an apple could i take a bite?

 

[Get.Kronk]

always my favorite.......

I don't know anything about pies,

But you make my banana cream

 

[balltoohard]

hey, "legs" is the word of the day. how bout we go home and spread the word

 

[gus555]

ppssh let's get realistic, no one in any house slams the door all night, not even ECB's second cousin

 

[twin-tip-hero]

nice skin.....can i wear it?

 

[JacheOReally]

nice pussy can I rip in half with my massive cock

 

[Relish_man]

lolol thats me im happy now