Best Pick Up Lines

[Harbl]

Weak, that's what I was going to use.

 

[flyinghighagain]

(you) how much does a polar bear weight?

(hot chick) confused look? or i duno is her answer usually

(you) in the smootest voice possible "enough to break the ice"

 

[T-Burminator.]

LEts play army. I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

 

[grams.]

hey baby is there a mirror in your pocket? cause i can sooo see myself if your pants right now

 

[MistaFab]

haha that would probably work, im gonna try it

-Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns

-Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

 

[grams.]

haha thats a good one.. might actually work unless the girl was a dumbass and didn't get it haha then that would be kinda akward

 

[gnarzard]

if i flipped this coin, what's the chances that i'd get head?

 

[Andre.B]

ahhahahaha

 

[flyinghighagain]

hahahahha thats golden

 

[flyinghighagain]

yah if u get the confused look u know the chick is dumb so ur chances increase ten-fold

 

[FERREZZ]

i used to paint alot when i was little one day i mixed the most beautiful color in the world and i havent seen it since, until i looked into your eyes.

one of my freinds said that to a chick lol completley pulled it out of his ass pretty funny

 

[grams.]

good idea

 

[grams.]

good idea

 

[bobtheskier05]

haha i like that fred flinstone one

 

[jakepwilliams]

you can give MY gremlin some sugar..

 

[twin-tip-hero]

nice hair touch me

nice shoes wanna fuck?

guy:did it hurt?

girl:did what hurt?

guy: when you fell from the heaven?

were you raised on a farm?

because you sure know how to raise cocks.

 

[fsscott]

creative one haha

 

[KFRADtheLaxBro]

Baby your eyes...................i wana have sex with you.

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

your eyes are the same colour as my porsche - sacuer boy ftw