Best Pick up lines at college parties.

[airjake]

Hit me with your best pickup line at either a college party or at a bar. Lets help fellow newschoolers out.

 

[LucasTrent]

politely ask "can I eat your ass" 90% of woman adore this

 

[JordanButtfart]

Pick up lines are for fucking Jabroni Chads. Be a man and set yourself apart by being a huge dickhead to the girl.

 

[lurking]

Relevant

 

[SFB]

"you tell anyone bout our little secret, im gonna kill your dog"

 

[ABalls]

"you tell anyone bout our little secret, im gonna kill your dog"

You're slacking

 

[LucasTrent]

Relevant

I wanna see this video but its broken whats it called

 

[DAHLILAMA]

Roses are red, violets are blue... Nice tits.

Works 60% of the time all the time.

 

[Kooky_Lukey]

Roses are red, violets are blue... Nice tits.

Works 60% of the time all the time.

60% of the time it works every time*

 

[SFB]

You're slacking

 

[CHORIZO]

"This drink does not have a rophy in it

 

[NotoriousT.S.E]

This is tough to pull of and can be creepy if you're ugly..Helps if you're hosting a party/in a drink buying situation. If a girl is like "hey can I grab a beer" you say " idk maybe what do i get out of it" she says something like "(blushes) idk what do you want". you say "kiss me". I've only done it twice and it worked both times. It can potentially be awesome.

 

[Toaster-Tony]

Pick up lines are for fucking Jabroni Chads. Be a man and set yourself apart by being a huge dickhead to the girl.

step 1: Walk up to the first good looking girl and compliment her asap

step 2: walk away and ignore

step 3: get drunker

step 4: go back to her

step 5 ?????

step 6 profit

 

[Kreech]

"Yo I'm pretty drunk, wanna go out to the back of my pickup and do weird butt stuff?"

 

[butterybawls]

I ski

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

step 1: Walk up to the first good looking girl and compliment her asap

step 2: walk away and ignore

step 3: get drunker

step 4: go back to her

step 5 ?????

step 6 profit

this works.

 

[Troy.]

"I haven't showered in two weeks, and I've worn the same pair of socks for almost a year now. BUT DONT WORRY, THEY'RE SMART WOOL"

 

[DANIELMORTENSEN]

Give them alcohol, no pick up line necessary

 

[UrbanYeti]

tell her you have a memory foam pad over your twin sized lofted bed.

 

[theabortionator]

Invite her over to your parents house because it's meatloaf night and you have some cool star wars models to show her.

Works every time.

 

[fresh_prince]

hey whats that over there?

*hits girl in the back of head

*drags into van

 

[Dobber]

It's college. Whip out your dick and somebody will suck it. It might not be a girl, but somebody will.

 

[jungalexanda]

It's college. Whip out your dick and somebody will suck it. It might not be a girl, but somebody will.

do you want to get beat down? because that's how you get the shit kicked out of you

 

[first_rodeo]

420 blaze it

 

[DJtearegas]

"im drunk youre drunk lets go make a mistake"

 

[L0gic]

"Can I pee in your butt?"

 

[erica]

"Hey I really really like your face"

 

[L0gic]

"Hey I really really like your face"

You can't be respectful to women at parties. Has giving a decent complement ever worked? No. Gotta go straight to what you want, sex.

 

[SkierPT]

I'll give a serious answer. Probably will work at more of a chill party.

step 1: Go to a couch area and see if its all taken up by anyone.

step 2: Pick out a girl you like sitting on said full couch.

step 3: Go over and ask her if she wants to see a magic trick. they love magic

step 4: ask her to close her eyes and then stand up. tell her you need to spin her around once for the trick. move her forward a bit when doing this.

step 5: slip past her and sit in her seat

step 6: tell her to open hey eyes. say "tada, your seat magically dissipated"

step 7: girl either walks away mad or sits on your lap

 

[Mr_Bump]

'You'll do'

 

[dispatchQ_main]

[VIDEO]http://youtu.be/9ABAmEl6_Yg[/VIDEO]

 

[Spagett+]

"Hi, can you confrim your sobriety with these motor skills tests then sign this form saying that you are giving me consent."

 

[assatrailz]

I'm a virgin

 

[Rafiki]

either say "hey baby, ya like sex?" and laugh nervously or look her straight in the eyes and sternly say "i plan on impregnating you"

 

[JOYSTICK*]

Hi, what's your name? oh Blah? I'm Blah Blah nice to meet you,

*proceed to be engaged / interested and talk to her / about her*

what more do you need?

 

[NSwidow]

Give them alcohol, no pick up line necessary

Oh yeah, works on me every time.

 

[IKEA]

I'll give a serious answer. Probably will work at more of a chill party.

step 1: Go to a couch area and see if its all taken up by anyone.

step 2: Pick out a girl you like sitting on said full couch.

step 3: Go over and ask her if she wants to see a magic trick. they love magic

step 4: ask her to close her eyes and then stand up. tell her you need to spin her around once for the trick. move her forward a bit when doing this.

step 5: slip past her and sit in her seat

step 6: tell her to open hey eyes. say "tada, your seat magically dissipated"

step 7: girl either walks away mad or sits on your lap

That was great, k+

 

[CheesusChrist]

It's college. Whip out your dick and somebody will suck it. It might not be a girl, but somebody will.

Pairing this with your anti-drinking thread, I'm very confused.

 

[selfiejesus]

step 1: say to girl 'is it hot in here or just me?'

step 2: look directly at camera and wink. ur on the office this is a sitcom

step 3: profit

 

[S.J.W]

just act like you give a shit about what they're saying. If you can keep the conversation going on about them then unless you look like a foot then you'll be fine.

 

[stinky_cheese]

 

[averageMIskier]

if u wer a vagateble u wud b a cute-cumber

 

[Vitiligo]

tell her youd pee in her butt, game winner

 

[velicoriley]

Step 1: roll into club/party on heelys.

step 2: watch panties drop.

step 3: repeat as necessary.

 

[SHIZ]

I like your "shirt/pants/hair...etc" she responds with thank you! You respond with just kidding. Makes you sound like an asshole but still funny and gets the conversation going

 

[OP_has_Aids]

Do me

 

[*Frankie*]

Me- "Wanna se my dick"

Obviously a babe (I don't talk to ugly girls)- "uhhh no"

Me- "Im stronger than you"

Works every time

 

[SFB]

Me- "Wanna se my dick"

Obviously a babe (I don't talk to ugly girls)- "uhhh no"

Me- "Im stronger than you"

Works every time

this works almost every time.

 

[northeast]

hey girl, how would you like to regret THIS tomorrow morning? (double thumbs pointed at your face)