Best pick up line

[J-Wallz]

true story this has worked

 

[Balto]

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 

[Chrris]

You do mean grade 8 right?

atleast that's when i learned that

 

[wesley.]

7th with fat bald teacher who was obsessed with mowing his lawn...

 

[p_n]

my dick just died can i bury it in ur ass?

the word of the day is legs, now lets go back to my place and spread the word.

 

[zagfan5]

Hey baby. You got a jersey? (A jersey?...What for?) cause I need your name and number

 

[blavallee4]

Nice legs, When are they open?

 

[TGdude]

"hey baby, as long as i got a face you got a place to sit."

 

[ManOnTheMoon]

You must be a lumber jack because you've been giving me wood all day

 

[PAuL_Hellar]

holy shit thats hilarious this bitch in my town does that shit

 

[tBatt]

"Here's a beer"

It's amazing how well that works in highschool....

 

[grifftang]

"whats up?"and just before she says anything say"and i mean that."
she'll be on your dick.

 

[LIL_WAT]

right on brother.

 

[Eric.S]

Is your name viagra? Becuase Its tobad my dick wont last as long as my love for you

 

[Big_Spence]

Where you at..? ;-)

 

[ButchCassidy]

Just thought of this in my science class when we were talking about astronomy so i thought rather than repost just revive this thread.

"Hey im an astronomer and i predict that Uranus and my Venus will align tonight"

 

[Isabelle]

How you doin' ?

 

[Plind]

Get really drunk and then the girls pick me up

 

[Lemuel]

HAhaha.

 

[Schlop]

Can I tap dat?

works.

 

[Get.Kronk]

I don't know much about pies, but you could make my banana cream..

 

[Wood_Wizard]

Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven't got any, how about a cock?

 

[H8CH]

Best or worst? Here is the best worst....
"Fancy going halves on a bastard?"