Best pick up line

bring a fire extinguisher and spray it all over her and say "your so hot i had to extinguish you" or jizz on her face then say taht
 
ask her "hey whats your favortie jolly rancher flavor?" and whatever she responds with say "good cause thats what my dick tastes like."
 
This one is actually serious and gets you a kiss on the cheek every time:

"I'm sorry to hear about your dad..."

girl then says "What? What happened to my dad?" (or smtng along those lines)

"I heard he was in jail for stealing all of the stars out of the sky and putting them in your eyes"

bam sucka
 
if you actually wanna talk to after this one is pretty good. Use it at bars or parties or whatever

you: ok my friends and I were having this debate that we can't settle... we need a female opinion

them/her: ok / yeah / what is it / etc

you: this is two parts are you ready for this?

them: yeah / etc

you: a guy is dating a girl and goes to a bar, gets really drunk, and makes out with a random girl....is it cheating?

them: obviously / yeah / etc

you: ok so a girl walks into a bar who is dating a guy, gets really drunk and makes out with another girl, is it cheating?

them: instant discussion starter with a sexual vibe. Game on.
 
If shes holding a drink. Go up, grab the drink off her and down it, then ask her if she'd like you to get her another drink.

Hey do you wanna come get a drink with me?

If shes across the room:

You: Motion to her the "come here" thing with one finger.

When she comes over say, "I made you come with one finger, Imagine what I could do with my whole hand".

^ This one works so well. Usually she'll just brush it off but you have instantly made a sexual connection and gotten rid of any awkwardness.
 
walk over and flick a tiny bit of water on her and say

"oh, you looked soaked, we should go get you out of those wet clothes"

 
you have 201 bones in your body... call me when you want another
is your name medusa cause u turn my dick into stone
 
you might as well come home with me because i'm gonna be having sex with you whether you're there or not.

you should just come home with me now because you just drank about 3 martinis worth of rohypnol
 
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