Best pick up line

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DynaMeg

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Help me out guys, I need to come up with a good pickup line for a um 'project' - It doesn't have to be skiing related, but would be prefered if it was. Thanks ! -MEG

 
It's a little expensive, but do some heli-skiing in Alaska. You'll find many lines that can help you pickup guys. ;)

 
get on your knees, bitch.

nevermind that doesn't work so well

tell him ...i mean her....that you are friends with erich, aka alpentalik

oh yeah, and your in freeze.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
im a pro skier..............wanna fuck?

THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
 
i agree with chris (k2skipimp)

who the fuck is rob nelson?????? and why does sean want him to lick his balls??

call me Sucra
 
I think gsqueen has it right. It's short, it's to the point, and it would certainly work on me.

'The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!'-Super Troopers
 
'those are nice ski pants, can I talk you out of them'

'Lets do brekfast, shall I call you or nudge you?'

'Whats a sexy snow bunny like you doing in a dirty mind like mine'

Freshies for a week after a dump? Temple Basin - Hell Yeah!

 
Hey Dishwalla...if it needs to be moved to another section it will happen, you accomplis nothing by stating that such an action should be taken.

''Shut up! We are waiting here untill she comes out...I want to make sure that she knows I had an abortion and cooked the fetus.''
 
I got your mom crossed off my list last night, now I just need to cross you off, sweetcheeks.

the brilliance of it is that it works on both guys and girls

 
here's what i use when i'm on the slopes

'hey i lost my friends, can i ski with you' or

'hey i lost my friends, wanna fuck'

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
hot chick chick around you takes a nasty spill, here's what you say: oh my god, that was a pretty nasty fall, are you alright? do you need cpr? im really good at cpr.

my friend grandpa uses that one all the time

THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
 
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