Best party stories

I stayed over at a friends house a couple weekend ago. His dad was gone for the night. His dad has beers in the fridge so we drank like 4 or 5 and got hella drunk playing call of duty. I'm usually not much of a drinker but once in a while it's cool to get f'ed up
 
Hella bong rips wit my gramma @ nursery home, her roomies saw we were blazin and they said they wanted some, and I said they could chill wit us. Next thing I know everyone in the nursery home is blazed so hard and the security guards are knocked out. Makin out wit old women is so fun
 
Everytime i see your name and icon i think, damn what a great album.. dammit now i have to throw on high hopes.
 
Some guy hosted a 3 kegger in his basement last year, and set up jello wrestling in the middle. Was like some shit straight out of a movie, fuckin epic. The day after the party on one of the facebook confessions pages or something like that, somebody said, "you know it was a wild night when you wake up with jello in your underwear." Thought it was pretty comical.
 
once i was at this party and i guess i was being a dick to this girl so i passed out on the couch and i woke up and my pants were all wet. i was like "dude julian did i piss my self?" but my bladder was really full so i didnt know how i could have. he was like "no dude that chick poured a beer on you" so i looked down to the ground and saw her purse. i took it to the porch un ziped it and pissed all my bladder in to it. it filled all the way up. i zipped it back up went and placed it in its spot and left. good times
 
I was doing substances at party when my old buddy came up and asked to try some of my substances, which I usually mix with tobacco (aka popper) I asked him if he knew what this was, and told him he shouldn't because he was already fucked up enough as it is. fuck it he said, muttering something about living only once. Somehow he pulled the whole thing, and proceeded to immediately fall straight back on his ass, dropping and breaking the bong in the process. Spent the next 3 hours with his face in the terlet, party moved to the bathroom, it was good night. For me.
 
First time a ate pot brownies my friend went to fart on my other friend while mooning him, and sharted on him. We followed it up by eating peanut butter and flooding the hot tub.
 
was at a party and some kids dad hired some homeless dude to bar tend to a shit load of 16-17 year olds. free booze for us. then i saw the dude pull out some bear spray so i dipped.
 
Last night I got tackled into a keg by some dude I dont know and lost a lens from my glasses. Still trying to figure out why he tackled me.
 
why wouldn't you just call it smoking weed. I thought I was going to hear a cool drug story not some shitty story about poppers.
 
Was at this party, all drunk and what not. Tried to find a bathroom but couldn't so I wandered upstairs to look around. Opened a door that I thought was a bathroom and confidently walked in. Instead it's their weird roommate just going hard on CoD. He's all like "This isn't the bathroom dude" but I was already so committed I'm like "Yeah I know, Just don't to run some CoD"... We then went on to split screen for like an hour, dope party.
 
/claim I was there

took a bottle to the face that night, on the way to get stitches we crashed our car near COP and took an ambulance the rest of the way. shitty night to say the least
 
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convinced a college freshmen to wear a bike helmet out at night because she too drunk. somehow thats got to count
 
Ah haha i was at that party too, twas an epic saint pattys day! Those marine street apartments were outta control that night.
 
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